Star Wars: The Pecs Unleashed
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seriousficSo I got to the Felucia level of The Force Unleashed and I'm wondering... what's with the Bondage Queen Starkiller outfit? I mean, look at this thing. I think he's picked up some bad habits from that Soul Caliber game he cameoed in...
Starkiller: Proxy, how do I get a girl to like me?
Proxy: Have you tried a Jedi mind trick?
Starkiller: No.
Proxy: Then have you tried showing her the guns?
Starkiller: I don't use blasters.
Proxy: No, the gun show.
Starkiller: Ah.
A quick costume change later...
Starkiller: So, Juno... I was just crushing the Rebellion some, totally stomping on some non-humans.
Juno: That's nice. If you'll excuse me, the quartermaster just found me a top that zips up, so I'm very excited about that...
Starkiller: DO NOT WAAAAAAANT!
On Tattooine
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of sperm cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Starkiller: Proxy, how do I get a girl to like me?
Proxy: Have you tried a Jedi mind trick?
Starkiller: No.
Proxy: Then have you tried showing her the guns?
Starkiller: I don't use blasters.
Proxy: No, the gun show.
Starkiller: Ah.
A quick costume change later...
Starkiller: So, Juno... I was just crushing the Rebellion some, totally stomping on some non-humans.
Juno: That's nice. If you'll excuse me, the quartermaster just found me a top that zips up, so I'm very excited about that...
Starkiller: DO NOT WAAAAAAANT!
On Tattooine
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of sperm cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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Date: 2009-03-01 05:20 am (UTC)BRB indulging latent costume design tendencies.