Holy shit!

[seriousfic]

I submit that Mickey Rourke is a Crowning Moment of Awesome. I mean, look at that motherfucker right there! He's like... Admiral Adama's black sheep brother or something. He should've played the Han Solo roguish type in the Star Wars prequels or something, wowza bo bowza! If I ever get thanked in an award speech ("Thanks for all those great lines in the Terminator 9 script!"), I hope it's by Mickey Rourke.

Marvel, pony up and get him for Iron Man 2, ya bitches. Can you imagine the awesome of Robert Downey Jr., Sam Rockwell, and Mickey Rourke in the same movie? Hell, just the publicity would be better than most movies released. I don't even read slash, but I would read the filthiest, cockiest RPS slash between those three. I say goddamn!

Although... Eric Roberts for Crimson Dynamo? Post-Oscar nomination Rourke talent at pre-Oscar nomination Rourke prices! Marvel, if you insist on being someone's grandmother when it comes to haggling, you might as well haggle for some good deals before you start casting the Vancouver Mafia.

Although who wouldn't want to see Mary McDonnell as Tony's boozy mom/stepmom? Clearly he got all that awesome from somewhere and it wasn't just being raised by the Dude.

Comments

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I don't even read slash,

*suspicious look*

Is that so?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, m/m slash.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

Ohhh.