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1. Comment in this post with a pairing, a character, or theory.
2. I shall write you back a paragraph explaining what I think about it (good, bad, indifferent) and why.
3. Repost in your own journal if you want.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
I love them like kitty love cheeseburgers! But they are so hard to write, because the voice of Middleman is so distinctive and if you can't pull it off, why bother? So I have this smutfic about them sitting on my hard drive that I'm half-convinced is crap which needs more references to seventies TV shows.

Show-wise, I don't need text, just much more of the delicious best friends (with highly conceivable benefits) and possibly an episode where there's a werewolf curse that spreads by making out... and there's a full moon out where Wendy returns from hunting the granny werewolf that gave her a peck on the cheek...

Date: 2009-02-17 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Hel/Zinda. With pointy things.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
It's a BOP rite of initiation to go drinking with Hel and Zinda. The sex is strictly optional. But you'd be a fool to disappoint them.

They're probably going to get into more serious relationships, marry other people (but then, who knows?). Right now, though, they're perfectly happy to be BFFs/drinking buddies/friends with benefits. Plus, it's fun to have someone you can eat a romantic (for them) Valentine's Day dinner with, watch old (war) movies with, and have a stirring debate about the superiority of pistols versus crossbows. Which always end in either niggling over trick arrows or sex. Or sex while niggling over trick arrows.

Thus was invented the vibrator arrow.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
GENIUS. Hel would totally have a vibrator arrow. I love these two so much.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
As for the pointy things, Helena's always been a little interested in knifeplay, but she could never find someone she trusted enough to go through with it. Until she met Zinda, who responded to Helena's drunken entreaty with a Texan "why not?"

Date: 2009-02-17 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Um. *hopeful grin* Will you write fic of this anytime soon?

Date: 2009-02-17 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
No, just fic where Jo Lupo of Eureka goes out drinking with Helena and Zinda and they have sex under the Sopwith Camel Zinda's restoring in her apartment.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Jo Lupo. Eureka Jo? Because I've never seen the show but I HEARTILY APPROVE of the guns. Yes, okay. Plane!sex is awesome, even while grounded. And when not exactly on the plane. Stopping now.

Date: 2009-02-17 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
But I've written plane-sex! I'd hate to repeat myself.

Unless it was Wondy invisible plane-se... no, written that too.

Clearly, the women of the DCU need to get more vehicles for me to write them having sex in. C'mon, Gail Simone, make it happen! You know the Birds of Prey could use a tank!

Date: 2009-02-17 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Copter-sex. You haven't done that yet. Or, um, airborne sex without the vehicles. *headtilts* Or have you done that one already?

Date: 2009-02-17 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Or, um, airborne sex without the vehicles. *headtilts* Or have you done that one already?

Ummm... maybe? I suppose Donna, Kory, and Diana could've gotten up to it when they had that threesome. There was lots of sex happening.

Copter-sex. You haven't done that yet.

But you need two hands to fly a helicopter! Although I suppose that could be more of a feature than a bug...

Date: 2009-02-17 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
I remember a Shayera/Diana fic that had airborne!sex. It was pretty hot.

But you need two hands to fly a helicopter!

Babs probably got Beetle to design a copter autopilot already. So, you know. Copter!sex could be crossed off the list.

Motorcycle!sex? Like, Hel buys a new bike and Zinda thinks it's hot. Things progress from there.

Date: 2009-02-17 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Motorcycle!sex? Like, Hel buys a new bike and Zinda thinks it's hot. Things progress from there.

Side-car or riding bitch? You do have a birthday coming up, a little bird told me...

Date: 2009-02-17 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Riding bitch, most def. Uh, a birthday? *blink* Now where'd you hear that?

Date: 2009-02-17 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Livejournal tells me. And also when someone gets a virtual gift, which I don't really see the point of. To remind me that I've never gotten a V-gift, perhaps?

Well, it's just as well. V-gift seems like a polite way of saying crabs.

Date: 2009-02-17 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Ah. Okay. *grin* So I'm getting older soon.

Date: 2009-02-17 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Of course, that could be said of any day.

Date: 2009-02-17 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadeoutin.livejournal.com
Hee. DOGGIE.

Date: 2009-02-17 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potatoko.livejournal.com
Azula/Ty Lee!

Date: 2009-02-21 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
I love them. TheirloveissohamperedbyAzula'scrazy. They're like evil versions of Barbara and Dinah. Azula's gonna be much happier when she's cured of being an evil dictator and can cuddle up to Ty Lee without having to burn something.

Date: 2009-02-21 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potatoko.livejournal.com
Lol, it is troublesome crazy. I started writing one of the many post series Azula fic, but realised that for me to get to the point where it was realistic that Azula could just want to settle down and be with Ty Lee rather than make things burn I'd have to write over 100,000 words, and I have, like, a degree to worry about.

. . . still probably gonna do it some day, though.

Date: 2009-02-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vagrantdream.livejournal.com
Chloe/Davis
very interested. ;)

Date: 2009-02-21 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
Davis: Turns into a monster against his will, loves and respects Chloe, confident that their love story will have a happy ending, says he'll wait for her although they're not presently in a relationship, willingly saves lives as his job.

Clark: Willingly turns into a monster by putting on red Kryptonite for selfish reasons (namely, WAAAMbulance), wipes Chloe's memory, generally doesn't give Chloe a chance at being any sort of companion in favor of LANALANALANA, had to be prodded for eight seasons to embrace his destiny and still acts like a little bitch about it!

Jimmy: More inadequacy issues than Hitler and Napoleon's gay black lovechild, cheats on Chloe, takes the adorable out of adorkable.

In short, Chloe, massive amnesia is no excuse not to go for bachelor number one. Also, let's face it, studly hero EMT versus Lana-virgin farmboy and lameoid boy reporter? Who do you think knows how to best please a woman? He's an EMT. He knows anatomy.

Date: 2009-02-22 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vagrantdream.livejournal.com
Character snark is full of so much win.
SV has its ideas of good and evol muxed up so that its upside down and backwards.
Clark does act like such a bitch.

Can I frame this, maybe surround it with decoupage?
/He knows anatomy/.
I am reposting this. gah!

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