The Problems with Pitch Perfect

Pitch Perfect has been getting rave reviews for being like but not quite as good as Bring It On. But what if you, like 70% of Americans whose fathers did not drink, cannot listen to the acapella cover songs? How will you participate in the national conversation when you can't quote Stick It v2.0? It's not like most of the good one-liners are in the trailer (it is exactly like that). Well, don't you fret, because over the next five minutes, we'll go over Pitch Perfect in an academic, easy-to-read style—a Cliff's Notes if you will, but don't because their copyright lawyers are Rottweilers. Let's begin, shall we?

( Spoilers: There's female bonding. )