A Secret Circle dream is like meeting a Smallville writer

I had a dream that all the girls were having a slumber party. Faye was thinking about how much she missed masturbating with magic ("Pleasure without end, deep within") when she managed to start up again. Since the circle was bound, this meant someone (or someones!) else wanted to have sex with her. An observation she shared with the rest of Team Magic before going for a swim and I woke up.

Damnit, subconscious, I wanted to see Faye Chamberlain's swimwear!

If black characters on TV were treated like gay characters.

"No, the producers said he was just really tanned."

"Yes, his father was white, but we never saw his mother and her voice on the phone was played by a black actress!"

"You know that character who died in the last episode? She was black!"

"Look, he has jazz instruments in his apartment! You know what that means!"

"Ha ha, it's funny that he's acting like a black guy, but he's not really black! He and Jim are white!"

"Most of my ancestors were black."

"If I can't trust you, I'll have to destroy you."

I just watched the last episode of Person of Interest and YOU GUYS, they had JonathanNolanverse!Catwoman. She was motivated by her dead disgraced father, y'all! She went around being powerful and wearing slinky dress and being a badass political fixer instead of a badass cat burglar. She's possibly the only person on TV who has ever not fallen for the "your driver is sick, I'm the new guy" gambit (at least, not right away). And at the end, TOTALLY GRATUITOUS CHAUFFEUR ROLEPLAY. I take this as code that after bringing down a corrupt pharmaceutical corporation (Zoe may be amoral, but she's not down with murder, especially not when committed by someone who steps to her), she and Reese had madcap boss-employee sex. She was on top and it was hella freaky.

Also, they finally gave Carter something to do besides be Lt. Gordon, but mostly EEE Zoe Morgan. Can she come back and be Team Social Security Number's female contact. "Alright, Reese, I'll be your escort to this fancy dress ball and help you break into the visiting dignitary's apartment. But it's not a date, capieche?" It totally is.