I found this out while looking for school supplies for orphans

There's a porno entitled "I Screwed My Stepsister's Girlfriend 2."

A. I refuse to believe that's a fetish and not just a random collection of words. At some point, we're going to get "I Screwed The Guy Who Sold Me My Goldfish And I'm A MILF."

B. But can it live up to the modern masterpiece that is the first I Screwed My Stepsister's Girlfriend?

I can physically *feel* the Cara/Kahlan James Bond AU being written

Untitled from tabrett bethell on Vimeo.

It's like a glimpse at some crazed alternate universe where Mord'Sith, no longer necessary to guard against assassination attempts (as Agiels can't do much good against sniper rifle) and with their magical blocking useless in a secular world, turn to a profession where their exacting meticulousness and complete willingness to cause pain is almost as revered: accounting.

Eventually, Cara meets Kahlan Amnell 007... a Confessor with a hearty sexual appetite, since a simple vaccine was invented to give Confessors complete control of their powers in the 19th century. But can the last dregs of two dying ways beat Darken Rahl at poker?

Yeah, someone is betaing this for trancer21 right now.