Remember it's a first draft

So remember when I wrote that a much better movie than No Strings Attached or Friends With Benefits would be a composite movie where the actresses have to pretend to be lesbians, only to turn out to be lesbians? You'd better, because I'm not linking to it.

Anyway, I thought I might as well try my hand at writing it, since I can't very well write a lesbian movie worse than Bar Girls. Although now that I am writing it, picturing Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the lead roles basically makes it Black Swan: The Rom-Com. Maybe we could replace Kunis with Megan Fox? Something to keep in mind.

Or, LotS fans, Billie could be played by Bridget Regan and Alicia by Tabrett Bethell. Then again, the second season of LotS was practically a romantic comedy anyway. Cara dressed as a princess to save Kahlan! Let's see Matthew McConaughey do that!

Without further adieu, the first thirteen pages, so... half the first act. Comments welcome.

( Get ready to have the *shit* introduced out of characters and conflict, people! )

This may just be an excuse to post this picture.

Fun fact: Helena’s birthname is Helena Bertrude Irene Charlene Wells. That’s right, H.B.I.C. Wells.