8 Simple Rules For Fixing Green Lantern

( 1. Pick a villain. )

( 2. Be a space opera )

( 3. Be a cop movie. )

( 4. MOVE MOVE MOVE! )

( 5. Ditch Hal's fear )

( 6. If the power-rings are the point of the movie, maybe they should be… engaging? )

( 7. If you're going to build a DC movieverse, maybe you should build a DC movieverse? )

( 8. Perhaps don't cast Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, and Peter Sarsgaard as characters who are all the same age? )

LotS fic: A nice, friendly game (everyone)

Title: A nice, friendly game
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,534
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Cara/Denna/Dahlia/Triana/Raina/Berdine/Kahlan, Richard/Kahlan
Summary: Written for the lots_pornbattle prompt: Cara/Denna/Dahlia/Triana/Raina/Berdine/Kahlan/?, Truth or Dare.

( It'll be fun, Kahlan said, to Cara's immediate doubt. )

Well, it does seem meant to appeal to Homer Simpson

So, uh, DC comics just said that they'll be catering to males 18-34. Out loud.

Since I'm sure most people will be focusing (rightfully) on the male angle, let me take a moment to call bullshit on "18-34" too. If Barry Allen is the Flash, than most of their supposed target audience couldn't read before Wally West was the Flash. Likewise with an unmarried Lois and Clark.

Also, I'm pretty sure that demographic wasn't born when Barbara Gordon was actively in-costume as Batgirl. So...

Oh, and if you grew up watching Justice League Unlimited and now you're 18, so you want to read about John Stewart and Vic Sage, fuck you. Likewise with anyone who grew up with Stephanie Brown, Cass Cain, or the current incarnation of Young Justice/Teen Titans, since most of them are being completely rewritten (or have already had their personalities drastically altered by Geoff Johns).