Jun. 4th, 2011

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So whenever I hear someone discussing House, I hear someone saying it should be canceled because it's gone on so long that everything has become ridiculous, with House going crazy and trying to murder people and those are actually two separate occasions. Dude. No. House needs to keep going, because I want to see just how crazy it can get.

House: Season 13

INT. HOSPITAL

House, in his SS Colonel's uniform from when he joined the Nazi party in the season twelve finale, is led in by his girlfriend, Wilson.

WILSON: (now a hot chick) House, here are your new interns. Skippy.

Skippy, a talking dog that has taught himself medicine, barks.

WILSON: Leslie.

Close-up on Leslie, the hot brunette.

LESLIE: (V.O.) I can never let anyone know that I'm a serial killer who only hunts other serial killers.

WILSON: And the token minority, Eli.

Eli, a black man dressed as Elvis Presley, gives a black power salute.

ELI: I was cloned from Elvis Presley, but my DNA was mixed with a gangsta rapper!

HOUSE: Let's hit the road, team!

WILSON: Good luck using medicine to kill the monsters that have overrun the world, House.

HOUSE: Luck is for cunts.

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