Like the Oscars, only you should care

So, don't know if you've heard of this, but I've gotten nominated for quite a few of the LOTSeekerfic Awards.

Cara/Kahlan - Best humor/crack

Do you take this woman?

 

Cara/Kahlan – Best smut

Needs and Wants

The Side of Light and Wisdom

 

Cara/Kahlan - Best oneshot/drabble

Out of Leather

 

Rare pair – Best drama

If You Need Somewhere to Fall in Love

 

Rare pair - Best humor/crack

Bow chicka wow wow

 

Rare pair - Best smut

Willingness

 

Rare pair – Best Romance

If You Need Somewhere to Fall In Love


I seem to have gotten nominated for a lot of porn. Should I be worried about that?

Anyway, obviously there are a lot of other fine fics up for awards, so you may wonder... "Why vote for me?" And the answer is that I've been following you for quite a while. I went with you to that house and I saw what you did. Wouldn't it be unfortunate if... anyone else were to know?