X-Men fic: Only a sin if you enjoy it (Emma/Scott)

Title: Only a sin if you enjoy it
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,790
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost, Scott Summers, Jean Grey
Author's note: This fic is set in an AU of the Dark Phoenix Saga
Summary: Emma and Scott's first date.

( “It’s simple,” Emma said, hands folded in front of her like she was the picture of rationality, “if you want Jean back, I want something in return. Scott, to be exact.” )

Emo can strike at anytime

You know, I don't know how many points you want to award Gervais for the Golden Globes riffing, if any, but you'd have to take them all away for this bit of cryhardery. Jesus Christ, man, you're an insult comic. Shouldn't you have a thicker skin?