A Very Tron Valentine's Day

Dear Sam/Alan shippers: No hating, my Sam is just a bit of a frat boy and he'd be taken aback by your OTP. Me, I get that Sam/Alan actually only has slightly less canon backing it up then Sam/Quorra (like, they didn't even kiss. How can you not kiss at the end of an action movie?).

Title: Happy Valentine's Day (now have sex with me)
Fandom: Tron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,147
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Quorra,
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Summary: Why Brokeback Mountain isn't a good date movie.

( Listen, Quorra… for guys, gay sex is like spiders mating. We appreciate that it's totally natural and there's nothing wrong with it, we just don't want to know the gory details. )

It's still Valentine's, for, like, half an hour