I feel asleep

I had a dream that my book got made into a movie and I was watching the trailer. And it wasn't one of those modern "show five seconds of every single special effect in the movie" trailers, it was kinda like the Psycho trailer, just Liam Neeson going around and talking about how many squibs they used to film this scene or how they staged that scene. I don't think he was even in the movie, that guy just gets around. And there was also the cast talking about the movie, but not actually spoiling the movie, just joking around like "I signed on for the role because I heard I had a love scene with Angelina Jolie." "Angelina Jolie isn't in this movie." "I know that now. For the last ninety days, I've known that."

Then I got woken up to help my grandmother with her bags. I was like



in a psychic sort of way.

Hey guys, did you know Gro Hammerseng is a real person? Like, that's an actual name? She's a lesbian handball player, because when you're named Gro Hammerseng, your only career options are swordfish puncher, handball player, or member of G.I. Joe. (I'm assuming handball is played with an actual ball made of hands.) So, just to repeat, she is not someone invented by Stan Lee. "Spider-Man would never believe that his trusty ally, the BRONZE HAMMER, is really GRO HAMMERSENG, LESBIAN HANDBALL PLAYER."

Hey David Tennant, if you love Doctor Who so much, why don't you marry it?

OH SNAP.