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Dec. 3rd, 2010
I was kinda worried when I wrote the last part that people would go "What, are you HIGH, Kahlan would never do that to Cara!" And instead they went "Yeah, Richard and Kahlan treat Cara like shit, poor bb!" I will never again underestimate the power of the woobie.
Title: Choose me
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,407
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Richard/Kahlan
Previous: Part 1
Summary: Before Kahlan can tell Cara how she feels, she has to find out for herself.
( It was true she worried for Cara, no matter how well she could take care of herself, and as impossible as it sounded, she even enjoyed the Mord'Sith's company. But that didn't mean anything more than friendship. Only… with Cara mad at her, she felt as lonely as she ever had separated from Richard. )
Title: Choose me
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,407
Characters/Pairings: Cara/Kahlan, Richard/Kahlan
Previous: Part 1
Summary: Before Kahlan can tell Cara how she feels, she has to find out for herself.
( It was true she worried for Cara, no matter how well she could take care of herself, and as impossible as it sounded, she even enjoyed the Mord'Sith's company. But that didn't mean anything more than friendship. Only… with Cara mad at her, she felt as lonely as she ever had separated from Richard. )
"This idea really turns me on that there's a family that's a force to be reckoned with in the world of international art and antiquities ... [a family] that deals with heads of state and heads of museums and metes out justice." - David O. Russell on Uncharted.
A family of adventurers that metes out justice. That literally sounds closer to Darkwing Duck than it does to Uncharted. I just don't get it. I mean, obviously he's just using the adaptation as an excuse to do his own whatever, but why? Fans of the video game will go "No Nathan Fillion? Fuck it." And non-fans will go "A video game movie? Fuck it." There is literally no audience for this.
You know what we really need? A sixth-grade English teacher. Before anyone can do an adaptation or a remake or a comic book movie, they have to sum up their vision to a sixth-grade English teacher.
Russell: So there's Nate Drake, right? He's my BFF Mark Wahlberg. And his uncle is Joe Pesci and his dad is Robert Deniro...
Ms. Addams: Mr. Russell, did you read the assignment at all? Did you pay any attention in class?
Russell: I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Ms. Addams: That tears it! Straight to the principal's office, young man! Your parents will be getting a phone call about this.
Russell: My parents are dead!
Ms. Addams: Oh, don't even think about doing a project on Batman!
A family of adventurers that metes out justice. That literally sounds closer to Darkwing Duck than it does to Uncharted. I just don't get it. I mean, obviously he's just using the adaptation as an excuse to do his own whatever, but why? Fans of the video game will go "No Nathan Fillion? Fuck it." And non-fans will go "A video game movie? Fuck it." There is literally no audience for this.
You know what we really need? A sixth-grade English teacher. Before anyone can do an adaptation or a remake or a comic book movie, they have to sum up their vision to a sixth-grade English teacher.
Russell: So there's Nate Drake, right? He's my BFF Mark Wahlberg. And his uncle is Joe Pesci and his dad is Robert Deniro...
Ms. Addams: Mr. Russell, did you read the assignment at all? Did you pay any attention in class?
Russell: I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Ms. Addams: That tears it! Straight to the principal's office, young man! Your parents will be getting a phone call about this.
Russell: My parents are dead!
Ms. Addams: Oh, don't even think about doing a project on Batman!
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Dec. 3rd, 2010 07:41 pmSo apparently tonight's Smallville takes place in an alternate reality where Clark was raised by Lionel Luthor. Hey, I wrote a story where Clark was raised by Lionel Luthor. Me and the Smallville writers came up with the same idea.
...excuse me a minute.
*four showers later* I'LL NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN!
...excuse me a minute.
*four showers later* I'LL NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN!