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Dear Yuletide writer,
Nov. 19th, 2010 11:40 amJust right off the bat, I'm going to tell you, I'm not a boyslasher. The men, the kissing, it does nothing for me. I'm not a homophobe, I'm not going to explode if your story idea includes a canonically gay couple cuddling, but I just don't think Kirk and Spock are a couple.
Still with me? Good.
1. Codex Alexa - Aldrick/Odiana
First no slash and now het? I know, I know, what am I even doing in fandom?
I was told there'd be cookies. As it turns out, they're internet cookies. Which you can't eat.
Anyway, I really loved the parts of the first book which were like "Odiana is sitting in Aldrick's lap and everyone thinks she's just a crazy sexy lady, but then when it looks like there could be trouble she shifts a little so he can get to his sword." Then there was all the raping and I was like "WTF Jim Butcher?"
The TV show wasn't enough?
Sooo, less raping, more crazy sexiness.
2. Justice League International - Scott/Barda
They're adorable together. I love them. So, as long as the story's about them and not, say, them thinking about what hot sex Ted and Booster are having (this kind of thing has happened to me before) and as long as the story's not about them dying in each other's arms... actually, if you have a really good idea for them dying in each other's arms and it's not some weird Saw thing where they die in agony with sharp things implanted in their skin, that'd be okay I guess... anyway, as long as it's Scott/Barda, I'm happy.
3. Jennifer's Body - Jen/Needy
You know, I suppose I'd be happy with gen on this, as long as they were (or ended up) more "heterosexual life partners" than "bitter enemies". But LesYay would be much appreciated.
4. Resident Evil - Jill/Claire/Alice
This doesn't need to be a thousand words of making a naked Alice sandwich (although that is an option). I just like the idea that it's the apocalypse and they're dealing with this constant sexual tension between them. Basically, as long as Milla Jovovich is being a huge gaymo, I'm good. Established relationship, first time, however you want to play it.
Still with me? Good.
1. Codex Alexa - Aldrick/Odiana
First no slash and now het? I know, I know, what am I even doing in fandom?
I was told there'd be cookies. As it turns out, they're internet cookies. Which you can't eat.
Anyway, I really loved the parts of the first book which were like "Odiana is sitting in Aldrick's lap and everyone thinks she's just a crazy sexy lady, but then when it looks like there could be trouble she shifts a little so he can get to his sword." Then there was all the raping and I was like "WTF Jim Butcher?"
The TV show wasn't enough?
Sooo, less raping, more crazy sexiness.
2. Justice League International - Scott/Barda
They're adorable together. I love them. So, as long as the story's about them and not, say, them thinking about what hot sex Ted and Booster are having (this kind of thing has happened to me before) and as long as the story's not about them dying in each other's arms... actually, if you have a really good idea for them dying in each other's arms and it's not some weird Saw thing where they die in agony with sharp things implanted in their skin, that'd be okay I guess... anyway, as long as it's Scott/Barda, I'm happy.
3. Jennifer's Body - Jen/Needy
You know, I suppose I'd be happy with gen on this, as long as they were (or ended up) more "heterosexual life partners" than "bitter enemies". But LesYay would be much appreciated.
4. Resident Evil - Jill/Claire/Alice
This doesn't need to be a thousand words of making a naked Alice sandwich (although that is an option). I just like the idea that it's the apocalypse and they're dealing with this constant sexual tension between them. Basically, as long as Milla Jovovich is being a huge gaymo, I'm good. Established relationship, first time, however you want to play it.
