A cool story (bro)

So when I heard that Sally Field was going to be playing Aunt May, I didn't actually know who that was. I thought it was her.



Which would make Uncle Ben him.



Which would make Uncle Ben's killer...



I'm already liking this AU more than the movie. Did you know they're not going to have MJ, just Gwen? That's like having a Superman movie where Big Blue spends all his time romancing Lana Lang. There's a word for that.