Stop the hate

So apparently the latest all-consuming fandom wank is someone wrote a story in which a character made a race joke; hence, racewank. So, a controversy over a character saying something racist meant to be funny in how shocking it is. Am I the only one surprised that this isn't happening in House fandom?

But anyway, about hipster racism. Can we stop picking on the hipsters? I know, they are ridiculous, but when you get to the point that Scott Pilgrim flops because HIPSTERS!, it's gone too far. What has Edgar Wright ever done to you? He's made you hilarious geeky movies. He gave you "SHIT JUST GOT REAL." And now, when the guy needs you to watch a movie that doesn't have Simon Pegg in it, you abandon him. Why? Because Michael Cera was in it? Bitch, I know you're looking forward to an Arrested Development movie, you think Michael Cera isn't going to be in that? Maybe it's time that we accept hipsters into our stable of silly social groups, like furries and Supernatural fangirls.

But seriously now. Maybe it's time to paraphrase Oscar Wilde. "There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written. That is all." There is no such thing as a moral or immoral fanfic. Fanfics are either in-character or OOC. That is all.

My first troll

Everyone, say hello to stubbleupdate. Everyone, say goodbye to stubbleupdate.

You really wanna do the Hatfield-McCoy thing with me, Scans_Daily? Keep in mind, I know your weakness. By your own admission, the word 'mind-rape' triggers you, so I will use that. You'll be making a post about a preteen boy getting tied up and how hot it makes you, then you'll get an IM and before you can stop yourself, you'll read it. Boom! "Mind-rape!" It will trigger you and you will shit your pants or your head will blow up or something, I'm not at all clear on the specifics.

I won't misspell it either. You won't be looking at "Mind-rap!" and going, "what is that, some sort of nerd hip-hop?" Oh no, I'll be using spell-check.

Watch your ass.