Lord, what fools these other mortals over there be

A woman today asked what Sherlock Holmes was about. Fuck her life.

Here is a picture of Famke Jannsen wielding a lightsaber.

Adjust your lives accordingly.

It's like he hasn't even SEEN Up In The Air

Boss: So, we've had a complaint*

*Complaint was about having to wait in line while I answered a phone call, i.e. did my job. OMG, DRAMAZ

Boss: Anyway, thinking of firing you, I'll sleep on it, get back to you at the end of work tomorrow.

Me: So, did this conversation have a point other than being sadistic and sucktacular?

Boss: Nope!