Kink Meme fic: Rode Hard And Put Away Wet (Emma/Firestar)

This is probably the most perverted thing I’ve ever written. I say that after having written the fanfic where Megan Fox has a cock and ejaculates on Amanda Seyfried. Aren’t you glad you friended me?

Title: Rode Hard And Put Away Wet
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,114
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost/Firestar
Summary: Emma and Firestar horse around. But whenever Firestar “gets a sugar cube,” Emma telepathically kills a horse*. Dilemma. Based on this canon, which totally makes it alright.

*Not really.

( Angel, Angel, Angel. The years have been unkind. I remember when you were a bright and attentive student, eager to please, good with your tongue. And now look at you. Spoiled, bratty, and not at all fun. I fear I will have to be more strict with my lesson than either of us would enjoy. )

Alright, King of Fighters movie...

We all know you're going to suck hard, but I notice you have two things... and ONLY two things... going for you.

( Lesbionic tension. )

( And Maggie Q in a leather jacket. )

Two great tastes that taste great together. Hint hint, KOF suckfest-to-be. Hint hint.

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jennyo (9:49:35 PM): My girlfriend thanks you for the intro to Bridget Regan.
seriousfic (9:50:03 PM): I have now officially introduced more people to Bridget Regan than I have to Christianity.

ETA: Good God...