Star Trek fic: The Game's Afoot (crew)

Title: The Game’s Afoot
Fandom: Star Trek
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,825
Previous: Supplemental.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Number One, Captain Jack Sparrow
Summary: While Kirk and Spock are gone, Number One is in command.

( An unknown alien intelligence just abducted the captain and science officer of a ship of the line. What would you have me do, slap it around until it gives them up? )

And using a sharp rock, at that.

So, had a pretty good day at work, and in better news I managed to get a scene written. It's a prologue in case I ever seriously try to turn The Villain of the Story into, like, a novel. Good news: It features Wee!Clark and Wee!Davis (or reasonable facsimilies thereof). Bad news: Wee!Davis tries to kill Wee!Clark D:

I think this will do a good job in setting tone. Y'know, if anyone complains about all the sex and violence later on, I'll just say "Page one! Baby-on-baby violence! You kept reading, that's on you!"

Ten people just went "There's going to be sex?" and went and overturned a car. I know how you people think.

Technically, it's reminiscent of Grant Morrison's run on New X-Men, but it's less stupid because A. Anything at all is less stupid than twins trying to kill each other in the womb and B. Now you know how the Silver Age feels, Morrison. Now you know how it feels!!