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Emma Frost in Wolverine
Dec. 14th, 2008 10:29 amI work in a theater, so I actually know a lot about movies before they come out. And so, since I've heard people wondering about it, here's the extent of Emma Frost's cameo in Wolverine. It's not a supporting role, it's really more of a cameo, she's barely in it. It's basically a really weird sequel hook. I don't think it even has anything to do with the rest of the movie.
So, you know, the movie's almost over and they've covered X-Men and X2 and Last Stand and suddenly it's the future! And the future's a shithole! Everything's all Age of Apocalypse/Days of Future Past, buildings in rubble, the mansion's torn down and the gate is chained up and surrounded by wanted posters. And Logan comes by, he hasn't aged a day, to leave some flowers on Jean's grave.
Then he leaves and the camera stays on the graves and the eternal flame that went out till you're wondering 'what's gonna happen? Is Jean gonna come back?' And then SCOTT busts out of his grave like a zombie! He's still wearing the suit they buried him in and it's all covered with dirt and he looks like hell and he's looking around like "WTF?" And then he sees Jean's grave and he starts crying because, you know, his wife's dead. He even starts trying to dig it out with his hands when this shadow falls over him.
He looks up and it's Emma Frost! She's wearing this smart white business suit and is just looking at him like "WTF are doing?" And he's just "Who are you?" And she's all "Bitch, I'm Emma Frost!" And she says "The world needs the X-Men again, Summers. And we're going to give them the X-Men."
And then they start making out! Right on Jean's grave! Like, all through the closing credits. And they are really going at it, I mean, you can see James Marsden is visibly aroused at times. They're practically dry-humping and they've only known each other a few minutes! So totally weird.
So, you know, the movie's almost over and they've covered X-Men and X2 and Last Stand and suddenly it's the future! And the future's a shithole! Everything's all Age of Apocalypse/Days of Future Past, buildings in rubble, the mansion's torn down and the gate is chained up and surrounded by wanted posters. And Logan comes by, he hasn't aged a day, to leave some flowers on Jean's grave.
Then he leaves and the camera stays on the graves and the eternal flame that went out till you're wondering 'what's gonna happen? Is Jean gonna come back?' And then SCOTT busts out of his grave like a zombie! He's still wearing the suit they buried him in and it's all covered with dirt and he looks like hell and he's looking around like "WTF?" And then he sees Jean's grave and he starts crying because, you know, his wife's dead. He even starts trying to dig it out with his hands when this shadow falls over him.
He looks up and it's Emma Frost! She's wearing this smart white business suit and is just looking at him like "WTF are doing?" And he's just "Who are you?" And she's all "Bitch, I'm Emma Frost!" And she says "The world needs the X-Men again, Summers. And we're going to give them the X-Men."
And then they start making out! Right on Jean's grave! Like, all through the closing credits. And they are really going at it, I mean, you can see James Marsden is visibly aroused at times. They're practically dry-humping and they've only known each other a few minutes! So totally weird.
