Wolverine And The X-Men

Eh. I kinda lost interest after the trailer in which they make it clear that Wolverine is going to lead the X-Men. I'll never understand the impulse to take a dark horse character; someone who's popular because he's mysterious, an outsider, a lone wolf, a rebel; and then make him the leader who gets the most screentime. Isn't that a bit counterintuitive? Logan's popular because he tells his commanders to eff off and die; now what's he going to do, tell himself to eff off and die? Even for the Wolverine fans, isn't that too much of a good thing?

But then, the first episode has Jean mysteriously disappear in a mysterious explosion (mysteriously), so it's pretty obvious that the mourning Scott will be "comforted" by Emma...

seriousfic: On the one hand, there's NO WAY we're gonna get "Emma makes Scott relive memories of Jean with herself in Jean's place, Scott gets off on it." On the other, the idea of kiddified Emma/Scott is perversely fascinating. Scott can teach Emma about teamwork*! *Note: Not a smutfic summary... yet.

prozacpark: That probably also means that we won't be getting make-out sessions on Jean's grave, doesn't it? WOE!

seriousfic: They could make-out on Jean's missing person report.

But it just wouldn't be the same.

LEGO Batman

You know what I want to know? How is Lego Batman going to render some of the more shocking moments in Batman history in the context of its charmingly idiosyncratic cutscenes?

INT. GORDON HOUSE

Lego Barbara answers the door. Lego Joker shoots her. The leg part of her LEGO pops off, leaving Barbara's torso lying on the ground.

As Lego Gordon is subdued, Lego Joker takes off Lego Barbara's head and pops it onto a LEGO torso with a skimpy bikini. Lego Barbara shakes her head in dismay as Lego Joker toasts crime.