Aug. 27th, 2008

seriousfic: (Chibi Batman)
The Joker starts his bank robbery/social experiment, having all the other robbers kill each other so he can get all the money (which he doesn’t care about. It’s okay, this feeds into my pet theory). But suddenly…

UNEXPECTED WILLIAM FICHTNER!: YOU FUCKERS, I WAS ABOUT TO FIND MICHAEL SCOFIELD!

EVEN MORE UNEXPECTED HEATH LEDGER!: What doesn’t kill you only makes you stranger!

William Fichtner: Oh my God! Trevor Goodchild!

Joker: No! I’m the Joker!

Last Bank Robber: So you’re going to kill me?

Joker: No, the getaway school bus is when it drives through the wall.

Last Bank Robber: Oh, come off it. I know you’re a wunderkind bank robber, but how could anyone arrange for someone else to be standing in the spot where a bus drove through the…

A bus drives through the wall and runs him over.

Joker: I’m the villain in the first hundred minutes of a comic book movie, I can pretty much do anything.
ExpandSpoilers, as if there's anyone who hasn't seen it yet. )

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