Fic: Duality Chapter 8 (Batman + Superman)

Title: Duality
Fandom: Nolanverse Batman, Superman Returns
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,244
Characters/Pairings: Dick/Babs, Jason Todd, Tim Drake
Acknowledgments: Thanks to damo_in_japan for betaing this.
Previous Part: Chapter 7
Next Part: Chapter 9
Summary: Gotham gears up for a night like no other.

( Voltaire said that God was a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh… I’m the man who laughs, the finger in the French fries, the wild card in the deck— the Joker! )

AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MCR. Andrew Lloyd Webber. High School Musical.

Yeah, I think this fanmix definitely captures what it would feel like for the Joker to be torturing you.

Butterface (buht-er feys) - Noun

Separated at birth...



Cosplay Black Canary...



And actor/pedophile Jeffrey Jones! How could this happen? Obviously, it's a special Comic Con play which puts that Harold Pinter to shame!

When Ferris Bueller skips Helena Bertinelli's class trip to Barbara Gordon's library, the two are furious. But their team doesn't work without Dinah, who's off either raising a five-year-old girl or getting married to Ollie, who is slightly more mature than the five-year-old. The only solution: Dress Ed Rooney up as Black Canary as the Birds of Prey leave no child behind... on their way to the ass-kicking mine!

Also, Ferris Bueller convinces Tim to lighten up and take the Batmobile for a joy ride. Cass turns evil, but is cured after a make-out session with a young Charlie Sheen. And the entire city comes together to raise money to clone Kon.

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What, like Cats was so great?