The Dark Knight

Taking this point by point instead of the squeeplosion here (and, hey, spoilers)…

( The Joker. )

( Harvey Dent. )

( Rachel Dawes. )

( The man himself. )

( Pet peeves. )

So, basically, for the third movie I want Catwoman to steal stuff and look hot while the Tenth Doctor does a Frank Gorshin impression. Although if history is any kind of teacher, Batman 3 will suck balls, with a lengthy scene where Bruce break-dances, followed by James Marsden exploding, maybe some Richard Pryor and a scene where Jim Carrey dry-humps a cane that looks like a question mark. Goddamnit, threequels...

WWOEC begins sharpening their pencils...

Here's the featurette for a new animated WW movie coming out. Skip the first five minutes of boring!history (they don't even mention Marston's bondage kink. FAIL.) and get to the actual movie bits. Artemis totally being "stay away from my girlfriend!" about Diana! Someone finally realizing that Steve Trevor is only interesting if you cast him with a total fanbait actor! The flag costume making sense in one line!

Oh, and Alfred Molina says "I'm proud to be part of the fine tradition of British actors coming to Hollywood and playing villains." <3

Also, how many "IN A WORLD..." type textual asides can a trailer have before becoming comical? Find out!

Fic: The Gender-Bender Make-Out Session (The Middleman)

Title: The Gender-Bender Make-Out Session
Fandom: The Middleman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,480
Timeline: Spoilers for Season 1, Episode 8: The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation.
Characters/Pairings: Wendy/Lacey, the Middleman, Lewis, Eleanor.
Summary: Never trust your roommate alone with a wannabe sorority girl/mad scientist.

( But Wendy was always too hung up on work to fall for Lacey’s byzantine lez-schemes, like bribing Noser with guitar picks to quote lyrics from Sara & Tegan songs to Wendy for a week. )