Fic: Gratuitous (DC pornverse)

Now I feel sorry for all the people who friended me for the witty commentary and sophisticated fic. Because, you know, sometimes you just gotta write Power Girl and Big Barda UNFing.

(Author notes: BOOBIES!)

Title: Gratuitous
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Big Barda/Power Girl
Word Count: 2,358
Summary: Written for the DCU femslash porn battle. DC comics, Barda/Karen: too big. There's no way that thing is going inside her.

( You’re under Barda’s command now. And Big Barda always takes care of her troops. )

Am I the only one seeing a problem here?

Kung-Fu Panda

Tigress: I'm part of the Furious Five! We're various species, portrayed by actors of different races and genders, who are united into a single fighting unit. Using teamwork, I'm sure we'll be able to defeat the bad guy.

They FAIL.

Po: I'm explicitly an American Caucasian by my mannerisms and voice. I'm able to defeat the bad guy because my species (read: birth) makes me invulnerable to his attacks. Also, I'm the Chosen One, so God has pretty much declared me better than all you other people.

He beats the bad guy handily.