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Title: Ten Things I Hate About Darkseid 3/?
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Kon/Knockout, Scott/Barda
Word Count: 1,706
Summary: Alright, so they found Barda a boyfriend. Now they just have to get them together. How hard can that be?
( Barda? No, uh, ewww. Why would I be in love with her? Her personality is just so cruel. I would much rather have a woman with no personality, and ridiculous breasts, and ankles that couldn’t possibly support her weight and no internal organs. )
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Kon/Knockout, Scott/Barda
Word Count: 1,706
Summary: Alright, so they found Barda a boyfriend. Now they just have to get them together. How hard can that be?
( Barda? No, uh, ewww. Why would I be in love with her? Her personality is just so cruel. I would much rather have a woman with no personality, and ridiculous breasts, and ankles that couldn’t possibly support her weight and no internal organs. )
