If Judd Winick wrote Birds of Prey

[seriousfic]

When you sleep with someone, it's said you're sleeping with everyone they've ever slept with.

Dinah's slept with Ollie.

You do the math.

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[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Oooh I like Math... especially sexy math! So let's see Ollie +Batman (age approx. 30's) = genital warts. Later, with Hal we find intergalactic clap, gonorrehea, explosive discharge, and that weird twitch and his beard grew sentience... it has a mind of it's own. The syphilis was from that hooker that one time... Ok, six! Then there was the cross-universal affair with She-Hulk that gave him a healthy, green gamma irradiated glow... then he did Dinah infected her with most of it- she got together with Babs, who then did most of the people on that cover... sometimes WITH Dinah.... hopefully the STD's work as an overflow and counterone another.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

She-Hulk wouldn't give Ollie the time of day. Connor and Roy, on the other hand... well, why would you want the old bull when you can have the young steer?

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Hmm I was going to say it was the sentient beard's fault.

However, She-hulk manhandling Connor into bed... he does have super regeneration now.

Although a long term settling with Roy situation where she awkwardly deals with Lian the morning after would be hella fun too.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

You're talking like she has to go one at a time.

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Oooh and then the morning after one night Roy comes in to ask why she and Connor are in her bed- ultimately she winds up in bed with both men and then it becomes awkward when Lian comes in... then again she ought to know better than to go straight into her Daddy's bedroom.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Lian should really be used to Roy and Connor being in bed together by now.

[derawr.livejournal.com]

I think steers are castrated bulls...which, I guess if She-Hulk is into that, that's great.

I think only Ragdoll could be called a steer in the DCU.

[cold-nostalgia.livejournal.com]

*snerk* it's funny because it's true...