How It Should Have Ended

[seriousfic]

Spider-Man: Say, as long as I'm here, mind doing me a favor?

Obama: Anything for a potential voter, ha ha!

Spider-Man: Well, your appointee for head of SHIELD?

Obama: Norman Osborn? What about him?

Spider-Man: He kinda dropped my girlfriend off a bridge.

Obama: Oh. Is she...?

Spider-Man: Dead? Pretty much. So if you could shuffle him around to another position... goodwill ambassador to France or something...

Obama: Well, uh... I'll look into it.

Spider-Man: Because I have video of him flying around, killing people. Laughing while he says "I'm Norman Osborn and I love to kill innocent people!" It's been on CNN. Rachel Maddow has reported on it.

Obama: I will... definitely take that under advisement.

Spider-Man: Because one of your campaign promises was "no supervillains in my cabinet".

Obama: Well, err, that was really more of a Cheney joke that an actual... Look! A dance sequence!

Spider-Man: What, where?

Obama: *ZZZIP!*