One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...

[seriousfic]

My public library has a comic section! There's The Spirit Archives, V For Vendetta, Sandman, Y, Transmetropolitan... and Marvel's Anita Blake: Vampire Slayer series.

Okay, how do I get a book-burning going? If those fucktards who hate Harry Potter can do, surely I must be able to pull it off!

Comments

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Just pee on the books and throw a match.

Since you don't like Sandman, V or Transmetropolitan you are obviously a robot and you pee oil.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

My pee would not burn! I just want to ban Anita Blake! Hence the ellipsis! Don't ignore the ellipsis, he is your friend!

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Don't give me your fancy punctuation. In my house we only use commas and points. Sometimes, when we feel fancy we might even use a semi-colon, but it has to be special occasions.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

When will you learn to accept punctuation, even if it's different?! You probably want tildes to go back to "their country", don't you?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Although Transmetropolitan is overrated. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas... IN SPACE!!!

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

1- Transmetropolitan is overrated.

2- Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas... IN SPACE!!!

Does not compute.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

But what if he were bald and I changed the color of his sunglasses and gave him the same insufferable patois of all my characters? TOTALLY ORIGINAL!

[distractedone.livejournal.com]

WHOA! Where do you live?!? Never in a million years would I find comic books in a public library here.

Was Harry Potter seriously banned from libraries????