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I am seeking out the head vampire that sired it with a stake and a lantern.

Hey, homophobes? Have you ever considered transferring your bigotry to virus-writers? That way you can hate the sin AND the sinner; lots easier. I know boys kissing is gross, but not as gross as writing viruses. Sure, I don't know what good stopping virus-writers from getting married could do, but it couldn't hurt. As well as... other incentives? Now, I'm not saying people who write viruses should be dragged behind pick-up trucks and urinated on... but I am saying that. C'mon, homophobes, you can have something to march against on Saturday nights AND enjoy the comedic stylings of Ellen Degeneres. Win/win!

Went to the bookstore to cheer myself up and I am now the proud owner of enough books to last me from now until... next month. In addition to a Madman lunchbox. Oh yeah, it's metal. Goodbye over-priced food court "food", hello healthy snacks and an apple a day to keep the doctor away. Unless I'm sick and in need of a doctor. In which case that apple would be bad, so I'd eat an orange or something. The point is, LUNCHBOX!

Date: 2008-11-26 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcity.livejournal.com
Make sure to chew the apple. I keep bolting mine down, and then I end up with chest pains somethin' fierce.

Date: 2008-11-26 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derawr.livejournal.com
Whaaaat? Virus writers can get married??? That's LEGAL????

Wait. Virus writers actually have people who want to marry them? Eeeew...

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