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seriousficTitle: But I’m A Bird of Prey!
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Rating: R
Word Count: 500
Timeline: Follows But I’m A Batgirl!
Characters/Pairings: Steph/Cass/Misfit.
Summary: Steph and Cass know how much it sucks to have broken bones. They also know the best way to make it feel better.
“Lady Shiva broke both my arms,” Misfit said. “She is mean!”
“Tell me about it.” Cass held up a Slurpee for Misfit. “Triple mocha chocolate?”
“With pleasure.” Misfit slurped some. “It’s so cool of you to take me in when Miss Gordon said I couldn’t stay at the Clocktower. Just because a few aliens attacked…”
“I know what it’s like to be out of action.”
“And big thanks for washing me. You’re a lot gentler than Barda was.”
“No problem!” Cass said, chipper. There was a knock at the window of her apartment, which was where they were. “Steph!”
She ran to the window and threw it open, counterintuitively hoping to warn Steph they had company before…
The kissing was as good and loving as always, but knowing Misfit was there made it tingle all the way down. Especially when Cass looked at Misfit and saw that every muscle in her body was saying she would like to see more.
“Oh. You brought a friend over…” Steph chuckled nervously as she pulled her mask back down over her mouth. “You didn’t break her arms and then put them in splints and are now keeping her here to stop from telling, are you-did you?”
“No.”
“Good.”
“And she’s a superhero too.”
“Oh, right…” Steph looked at Misfit. “Misfile, right?”
“Misfit.”
“Misfit? That’s a weird name. Why not have a cool name, like Batgirl here?” Steph wrapped an arm around Cass’s waist as they returned to the bed, where they sat down on either side of Misfit.
“It must suck having both your arms in casts,” Steph said. “You can’t open doors or scratch your nose or masturbate.”
“Masturbate?” Cass said.
“Masturbate!” Misfit said.
“Yeah, you’re in the Birds of Prey, right? All day long, surrounded by hot chicks, then with more chicks coming in to pitch in, plus Nightwing’s always showing up to mess with Barbara…”
“The group showers can be pretty fun.”
Steph spewed Slurpee, which Cass had generously donated to her. “Cass, we have gotta join the BOP! Misfit, is Black Canary a real blonde? Tell me tell me tell me! Wait, no, I wanna find out for myself! Can you tell Oracle to let us into the BOP?”
“What’ll you give me?”
“I’ll be your best friend!”
Cass hmphed.
“Not good enough.”
“I’ll be your best friend… with benefits.” Steph put a hand on Misfit’s left leg, since that was the side of Misfit she was on.
“Sexual benefits,” Cass clarified, putting a hand on Misfit’s right leg.
“But…”
Steph kissed her cheek. Misfit turned her head and Cass kissed her other cheek. When Misfit turned back, Cass kissed her full on the mouth. Then Steph turned Misfit’s head back around and gave her a kiss.
Steph pulled up Misfit’s skirt while Cass pushed up Misfit’s T-shirt.
“Welcome to the Birds of Prey,” Misfit moaned as the new recruits laid her down on the bed.
“Best friends forever!” Steph declared as she and Cass took a nipple each.
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Rating: R
Word Count: 500
Timeline: Follows But I’m A Batgirl!
Characters/Pairings: Steph/Cass/Misfit.
Summary: Steph and Cass know how much it sucks to have broken bones. They also know the best way to make it feel better.
“Lady Shiva broke both my arms,” Misfit said. “She is mean!”
“Tell me about it.” Cass held up a Slurpee for Misfit. “Triple mocha chocolate?”
“With pleasure.” Misfit slurped some. “It’s so cool of you to take me in when Miss Gordon said I couldn’t stay at the Clocktower. Just because a few aliens attacked…”
“I know what it’s like to be out of action.”
“And big thanks for washing me. You’re a lot gentler than Barda was.”
“No problem!” Cass said, chipper. There was a knock at the window of her apartment, which was where they were. “Steph!”
She ran to the window and threw it open, counterintuitively hoping to warn Steph they had company before…
The kissing was as good and loving as always, but knowing Misfit was there made it tingle all the way down. Especially when Cass looked at Misfit and saw that every muscle in her body was saying she would like to see more.
“Oh. You brought a friend over…” Steph chuckled nervously as she pulled her mask back down over her mouth. “You didn’t break her arms and then put them in splints and are now keeping her here to stop from telling, are you-did you?”
“No.”
“Good.”
“And she’s a superhero too.”
“Oh, right…” Steph looked at Misfit. “Misfile, right?”
“Misfit.”
“Misfit? That’s a weird name. Why not have a cool name, like Batgirl here?” Steph wrapped an arm around Cass’s waist as they returned to the bed, where they sat down on either side of Misfit.
“It must suck having both your arms in casts,” Steph said. “You can’t open doors or scratch your nose or masturbate.”
“Masturbate?” Cass said.
“Masturbate!” Misfit said.
“Yeah, you’re in the Birds of Prey, right? All day long, surrounded by hot chicks, then with more chicks coming in to pitch in, plus Nightwing’s always showing up to mess with Barbara…”
“The group showers can be pretty fun.”
Steph spewed Slurpee, which Cass had generously donated to her. “Cass, we have gotta join the BOP! Misfit, is Black Canary a real blonde? Tell me tell me tell me! Wait, no, I wanna find out for myself! Can you tell Oracle to let us into the BOP?”
“What’ll you give me?”
“I’ll be your best friend!”
Cass hmphed.
“Not good enough.”
“I’ll be your best friend… with benefits.” Steph put a hand on Misfit’s left leg, since that was the side of Misfit she was on.
“Sexual benefits,” Cass clarified, putting a hand on Misfit’s right leg.
“But…”
Steph kissed her cheek. Misfit turned her head and Cass kissed her other cheek. When Misfit turned back, Cass kissed her full on the mouth. Then Steph turned Misfit’s head back around and gave her a kiss.
Steph pulled up Misfit’s skirt while Cass pushed up Misfit’s T-shirt.
“Welcome to the Birds of Prey,” Misfit moaned as the new recruits laid her down on the bed.
“Best friends forever!” Steph declared as she and Cass took a nipple each.
