Smallville 8x04 - The One With Maxima
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficChloe: Oh, hey, an old love letter I wrote to Clark. What an amusing--
Jimmy: OMG YOU HOR! YOU HAD ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE BEFORE WE EVEN MET! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
Chloe: ...wait, what?
Jimmy: I AM GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR SIN OF HAVING A CRUSH BY GOING OUT AND MAKING OUT WITH SOME RANDOM WOMAN! IN YOUR FACE, HO!
Jimmy Olsen, Boy Dillweed. Urge to write a fic in which Head!Brainiac is press-ganged into service as Chloe's love guru to snare Clark... rising.
"I used to grind galaxies beneath my heel, now I'm your personal Mary Worth. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't." You know you want to read it.
Red X? That's too literal to be true, Toon Titans fans. Way too literal.
This show really needs a "Clark has a fistfight" budget. Just cut out a few unnecessary special effects, hire some wirework people... make something happen. I'm not expecting people to be punched through buildings, but something more than Ghost Rider would be nice.
The moral of the story: Even if you're a bodacious redhead, men will be driven away if you're a crazy bitch. Also, as intimidating as the word "love" can be, "soulmate" is even worse for that extra pinch of "I'm an overdramatic 13-year-old girl at heart." Of course, then Clark starts spouting it all over a barn scene (does Hallmark dump the Valentine's Day cards that all too cheesy under there? Toxic), but... yeah, 13-year-old girl.
Jimmy: OMG YOU HOR! YOU HAD ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE BEFORE WE EVEN MET! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
Chloe: ...wait, what?
Jimmy: I AM GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR SIN OF HAVING A CRUSH BY GOING OUT AND MAKING OUT WITH SOME RANDOM WOMAN! IN YOUR FACE, HO!
Jimmy Olsen, Boy Dillweed. Urge to write a fic in which Head!Brainiac is press-ganged into service as Chloe's love guru to snare Clark... rising.
"I used to grind galaxies beneath my heel, now I'm your personal Mary Worth. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't." You know you want to read it.
Red X? That's too literal to be true, Toon Titans fans. Way too literal.
This show really needs a "Clark has a fistfight" budget. Just cut out a few unnecessary special effects, hire some wirework people... make something happen. I'm not expecting people to be punched through buildings, but something more than Ghost Rider would be nice.
The moral of the story: Even if you're a bodacious redhead, men will be driven away if you're a crazy bitch. Also, as intimidating as the word "love" can be, "soulmate" is even worse for that extra pinch of "I'm an overdramatic 13-year-old girl at heart." Of course, then Clark starts spouting it all over a barn scene (does Hallmark dump the Valentine's Day cards that all too cheesy under there? Toxic), but... yeah, 13-year-old girl.
