Fandom Wank is for the weak. It puts wank on at 10, in surround sound. It doesn't criticize "topical events in Fandom" as much as amplify them for a bunch of pretentious, teeth-gnashing women to use in some useless meta blood sacrifice, complete with all sorts of symptoms of hysteria. What goes on there is practically devoid of all traces of lulz. Such pleasures have been abandoned like Olmec ceremonial sites; in place of lulz we have these masturbatory Roman feasts (vomitorium, madam, on comments page 3), where the albeit truthful ridiculousness of fandom is gobbled down into the gullets of sad, sad women and regurgitated in the form of a feeble "I see what you did there."
SORRY, I PREFER CAPSLOCK FOR MY FANDOM COMMENTARY. ENOUGH OF FANDOM WANK'S LOOSE OLD SANDY VAGINA. ALSO: who_anon. A DYING STAR, BUT LOLOLOL.
AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT IMHO IF YOU PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG IT'S STILL A PIG.
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Date: 2008-09-10 05:51 pm (UTC)SORRY, I PREFER CAPSLOCK FOR MY FANDOM COMMENTARY. ENOUGH OF FANDOM WANK'S LOOSE OLD SANDY VAGINA. ALSO:
AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT IMHO IF YOU PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG IT'S STILL A PIG.