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seriousficSo in today's thrilling excerpt from the Generation X script, Emma is schooling the kids on telepathy when bad boy Kurt (he has Cyclops' power… along with X-ray vision so he can see through clothes. THIS IS A PLOT POINT) mouths off.
KURT
Excuse me, Ms. Frost. Can you just like zap into our brains anytime you want?
EMMA
Yes. But you don't have to worry Kurt. I've stopped practicing on the lower primates.
There's also Arlee… sort of a low-rent Husk… a girl with super-strength who hates her body, because she has the freakish mutation of… being muscular?
She pulls her baggy sweatshirt off, and now we see her in all her glory and she's magnificent. A body builder's dream: beautiful, creamy skin over perfectly defined muscle. Her legs are long and her buttocks powerful. Her waist is narrow and her breasts are full and perky. What a woman! But she doesn't see it. She winces at her reflection.
A beautiful girl who doesn't know she's beautiful? With originality like this, how could Generation X not be the first step in a multimedia empire?
Also, some writers should never talk about how hot girls are. "Her buttocks powerful"? Just say "she looks like the kind of actress who would be cast in a leading role in a mainstream film."
Skin wanders alone glancing into shop windows, not having the greatest time. And then he sees her -- coming out of a shop with a couple of girlfriends -- KAYLA REYNOLDS, the perfect sixteen year old babe -- SHWING!!!
That's right, folks… the 90s.
BTW, Kurt is attracted to Arlee, as subtly shown when he reads a female body-building magazine.
KURT
You think this chick looks like Arlee?
MONDO
No way. Arlee's a heifer.
KURT
No she's not, dude. She's a babe.
MONDO
Whale-woman is not a babe. She'd scare the pimples off a football player's butt.
KURT
You're brain-dead. When I pulled her off you at the football game, she felt solid.
MONDO
You snuck a feel when you pulled her off me?
KURT
No... well...
(remembers he's cool)
Yeah... a quick one.
Mondo grins, 'My man.'
Our mutant heroes, ladies and gentlemen. I'm rooting for the racists, even despite the clever dialogue.
KURT
(whispers)
This woman is mental.
EMMA
Of course I'm mental, Kurt. That's what I've been telling you.
Did I mention that in this universe, Emma's written a book?
No, not like that! God, you people are such playa-haters.
SKIN
Look what [Emma] says here. "The mutant chromosome is composed of other dimensional elements, not found on our atomic table. For this reason, all mutants exist partly in a multi-dimensional universe."
SKIN
It means our cells aren't just three dimensional, so we're already hard-wired for dream travel. (continues reading) Here. "With continued practice in meditation, the mutant will find himself facing a white light. This is similar to the white light seen by people who've had near death experiences. The challenge for the mutant at this point is to hold on to the white light and ride it onto the dream grid. From there anything is possible."
JUBILEE
Vu ja De!
SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
BTW, Skin is a ~computer hacker~ in this universe.
SKIN
Let me show you a little something I picked up when I ran the E-mail for the Varrio Loco Gangsters. Try "public cipher encryption."
"Let me show you a little something I picked up when I ran the E-mail for the Varrio Loco Gangsters" deserves to be a goddamned meme.
But that's not all. The script also features vile villains!
TRESH
So tell me a little something about yourself, Angelo. You don't see like the usual dream grid riff raff.
(pointed)
You're not exactly a HUMAN beaner, are you? Your skin tone seems rather - MUTED -if you know what I mean? I'd say you have a certain GENE-es-ay-kwa?
Later, Skin says Tresh was "righteous" with him. Which is not the word I would use to describe someone who called me a beaner, and I'm white! But maybe it's just more HIP 90s SLANG TO THE XTREME!
MONDO
You can really scoob.
Jubilee nods, 'no shit.'
KURT
Excuse me, Ms. Frost. Can you just like zap into our brains anytime you want?
EMMA
Yes. But you don't have to worry Kurt. I've stopped practicing on the lower primates.
There's also Arlee… sort of a low-rent Husk… a girl with super-strength who hates her body, because she has the freakish mutation of… being muscular?
She pulls her baggy sweatshirt off, and now we see her in all her glory and she's magnificent. A body builder's dream: beautiful, creamy skin over perfectly defined muscle. Her legs are long and her buttocks powerful. Her waist is narrow and her breasts are full and perky. What a woman! But she doesn't see it. She winces at her reflection.
A beautiful girl who doesn't know she's beautiful? With originality like this, how could Generation X not be the first step in a multimedia empire?
Also, some writers should never talk about how hot girls are. "Her buttocks powerful"? Just say "she looks like the kind of actress who would be cast in a leading role in a mainstream film."
Skin wanders alone glancing into shop windows, not having the greatest time. And then he sees her -- coming out of a shop with a couple of girlfriends -- KAYLA REYNOLDS, the perfect sixteen year old babe -- SHWING!!!
That's right, folks… the 90s.
BTW, Kurt is attracted to Arlee, as subtly shown when he reads a female body-building magazine.
KURT
You think this chick looks like Arlee?
MONDO
No way. Arlee's a heifer.
KURT
No she's not, dude. She's a babe.
MONDO
Whale-woman is not a babe. She'd scare the pimples off a football player's butt.
KURT
You're brain-dead. When I pulled her off you at the football game, she felt solid.
MONDO
You snuck a feel when you pulled her off me?
KURT
No... well...
(remembers he's cool)
Yeah... a quick one.
Mondo grins, 'My man.'
Our mutant heroes, ladies and gentlemen. I'm rooting for the racists, even despite the clever dialogue.
KURT
(whispers)
This woman is mental.
EMMA
Of course I'm mental, Kurt. That's what I've been telling you.
Did I mention that in this universe, Emma's written a book?
No, not like that! God, you people are such playa-haters.
SKIN
Look what [Emma] says here. "The mutant chromosome is composed of other dimensional elements, not found on our atomic table. For this reason, all mutants exist partly in a multi-dimensional universe."
SKIN
It means our cells aren't just three dimensional, so we're already hard-wired for dream travel. (continues reading) Here. "With continued practice in meditation, the mutant will find himself facing a white light. This is similar to the white light seen by people who've had near death experiences. The challenge for the mutant at this point is to hold on to the white light and ride it onto the dream grid. From there anything is possible."
JUBILEE
Vu ja De!
SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
BTW, Skin is a ~computer hacker~ in this universe.
SKIN
Let me show you a little something I picked up when I ran the E-mail for the Varrio Loco Gangsters. Try "public cipher encryption."
"Let me show you a little something I picked up when I ran the E-mail for the Varrio Loco Gangsters" deserves to be a goddamned meme.
But that's not all. The script also features vile villains!
TRESH
So tell me a little something about yourself, Angelo. You don't see like the usual dream grid riff raff.
(pointed)
You're not exactly a HUMAN beaner, are you? Your skin tone seems rather - MUTED -if you know what I mean? I'd say you have a certain GENE-es-ay-kwa?
Later, Skin says Tresh was "righteous" with him. Which is not the word I would use to describe someone who called me a beaner, and I'm white! But maybe it's just more HIP 90s SLANG TO THE XTREME!
MONDO
You can really scoob.
Jubilee nods, 'no shit.'
