There were vampires in the city? Questioningly, Cass mimed plunging a stake into a vampire’s chest. Hand gripping the invisible stake, motioning it up and down, up and down, up and down…
It's awfully early in the fic to be killing your audience.
But here I am. Dead.
“There now.” Clark clapped a hand on Bruce’s shoulder. “Doesn’t that warm your heart with the Christmas spirit?”
“Don’t touch me.”
Oddly enough, I actually found myself sympathizing with Bats, here. I mean, this must feel like a literal VIOLATION of who and what he is. He's being raped right in his philosophy-ass with Christmas spirit.
Cass started with fear. What if Batman and Superman weren’t slaying Dracula? What if they were, instead, sticking their fingers in their hands and pulling them out again? No! It couldn’t be true! She shook her head and mimed staking Dracula even harder.
... *tilts and falls over*
Cass was bouncing up and down with excitement, karaoking to Robo-Rex’s theme song. She actually had a pretty good singing voice, even if it was singing the virtues of a toy guaranteed to rampage 110% more destructively than the competitor’s remote-control dinosaur.
Oh.
My.
God.
I think it's entirely possible that this fic has become my favorite thing in the entirety of existence, at least for the moment.
She snatched a glass out of the nearest person’s hand and shattered it on the ground. “Don’t drink the eggnog!” Cass slapped another glass out of someone’s hand. “Don’t drink it!” She ran rampant through the party, spilling eggnog wherever she found it. “EGGNOG IS MADE OUT OF COWS!!! IT’S COWS!!!”
That moment seems to be holding.
But yes, the big blue cheese was really amusing in this, walking that line between goofy parody and just being what he is, someone that just doesn't Get It on why some people can't feel and think like he does, partly because he doesn't want to, but in a much more warm-hearted and positive way than a lot of people with that kind of outlook do.
Also, Cass... was just hilariously insane in this. XD There's no other word for it, she's just nuts, and it is glorious.
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Date: 2007-12-30 06:38 pm (UTC)It's awfully early in the fic to be killing your audience.
But here I am. Dead.
“There now.” Clark clapped a hand on Bruce’s shoulder. “Doesn’t that warm your heart with the Christmas spirit?”
“Don’t touch me.”
Oddly enough, I actually found myself sympathizing with Bats, here. I mean, this must feel like a literal VIOLATION of who and what he is. He's being raped right in his philosophy-ass with Christmas spirit.
Cass started with fear. What if Batman and Superman weren’t slaying Dracula? What if they were, instead, sticking their fingers in their hands and pulling them out again? No! It couldn’t be true! She shook her head and mimed staking Dracula even harder.
... *tilts and falls over*
Cass was bouncing up and down with excitement, karaoking to Robo-Rex’s theme song. She actually had a pretty good singing voice, even if it was singing the virtues of a toy guaranteed to rampage 110% more destructively than the competitor’s remote-control dinosaur.
Oh.
My.
God.
I think it's entirely possible that this fic has become my favorite thing in the entirety of existence, at least for the moment.
She snatched a glass out of the nearest person’s hand and shattered it on the ground. “Don’t drink the eggnog!” Cass slapped another glass out of someone’s hand. “Don’t drink it!” She ran rampant through the party, spilling eggnog wherever she found it. “EGGNOG IS MADE OUT OF COWS!!! IT’S COWS!!!”
That moment seems to be holding.
But yes, the big blue cheese was really amusing in this, walking that line between goofy parody and just being what he is, someone that just doesn't Get It on why some people can't feel and think like he does, partly because he doesn't want to, but in a much more warm-hearted and positive way than a lot of people with that kind of outlook do.
Also, Cass... was just hilariously insane in this. XD There's no other word for it, she's just nuts, and it is glorious.