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Before I begin, I'd like to say there's a reason Robert E. Howard is one of the greats of fantasy literature. He's pretty much the most "fuck yeah!" writer ever. And you really enjoy his stories, when he's not slapping you around with an insane amount of racism. Like, so insane Strom Thurmond would say "hey, what did the black people ever do to you?" In fact, it's so racist, I just had to transcribe some of the passages from the Solomon Kane stories so you'd believe me when I say that Howard is like a Batman villain whose theme is racism, that's how racist he is.



Solomon Kane is a 16th century adventurer, a Puritan and basically a religious fanatic, only he spends his time fighting monsters and pirates instead of passing out Chick tracts. He has the same lust for adventure as all of Howard's characters, only he sees it from the perspective of his righteousness. Also, do not piss this guy off. One villain sneeringly refers to Kane as "Sir Galahad" and that's about the size of it. If he hears about a girl in trouble, even if it's just one of his fallen foes confessing to stranding a woman on another continent, he will go down there and save her. If he stumbles across a crime, he will track the perpetrator literally to the ends of the Earth. Later, I'll post some of his more badass passages because there is some good stuff, but right now, I'll focus on the failings of Howard's writing. For instance, whenever a story takes place in Africa... and it happens a lot, because Howard envisions Africa as a very literal Dark Continent, the place to which the rest of the world banished all their monsters as civilization expanded.

And, you know, it's pulp. If the story's set in deepest, darkest Africa and if it was written way back when, you can expect a certain level of ignorance to inform the writing. But even if you didn't mind Indiana Jones knocking around Kali cultists in Temple of Doom, well...


“Your confidence would be admirable were it not amusing. Ho, Gulka!”

A giant negro stalked into the space between them. He was the hugest man that Kane had ever seen, though he moved with catlike ease and suppleness. His arms and legs were like trees and the great, sinuous muscles rippled with each motion. His apelike head was set squarely between gigantic shoulders. His great, dusky hands were like the talons of an ape, and his brow slanted back from above bestial eyes. Flat nose and great, thick read lips completed this picture of primitive, lustful savagery.

“This is Gulka, the gorilla-slayer,” said Le Loup.

[…]The giant black slouched close to Kane and stared into the white man’s eyes. Kane returned his gaze somberly, and presently the negro’s eyes dropped sullenly and he slouched back a few paces. The look in the Puritan’s grim eyes had pierced the primitive hazes of the gorilla-slayer’s soul, and for the first time in his life he felt fear. To throw this off, he tossed a challenging look about; then, with unexpected animalness, he struck his huge chest resoundingly, grinned cavernously and flexed his mighty arms. No one spoke. Primordial bestiality had the stage, and the more highly developed types looked on with various feelings of amusement, tolerance or contempt.



IT GETS WORSE.


“Your life,” said the black presently, “is in my hand.”

Kane smiled thinly. “I carry the lives of many warriors in
my hand.”

The negro’s gaze traveled uncertainly up and down the shimmery length of the Englishman’s sword. Then he shrugged his mighty shoulders and let his spear point sink to the earth.

“You bear no gifts,” said he; “but follow me and I will lead you to the Terrible One, the Mistress of Doom, the Red Woman, Nakari, who rules the land of Negari.”

He stepped aside and motioned Kane to precede him, but the Englishman, his mind on a spear-thrust in the back, shook his head.

“Who am I that I should walk in front of my brother? We be two chiefs—-let us walk side by side.”

In his heart Kane railed that he should be forced to use such unsavory diplomacy with a black savage, but he showed no sign.



In his search for Nakari (Solomon's in a slaying mood), Kane finds one of the million lost civilizations dotting Africa in the days of pulp.


The light streamed between two of these stones, where the mortar had crumbled away. Kane ran his hands over the surface with an interest beyond his present needs. The work seemed very old and very much superior to what might be expected of a tribe of ignorant negroes.


And he finds more of the lost civilization.


Not even in the courts of Europe had he seen such grandeur. […] To Kane it seemed that these things must have been the work of gods rather than men, for this chamber alone would dwarf most of the castles he had known in Europe.

The black people who thronged that mighty room seemed grotesquely incongruous. They no more suited their surroundings than a band of monkeys would have seemed at home in the council chambers of the English king.

[...]

Still the thought hovered in Kane’s mind as he watched—who built this place, and why were negroes evidently in possession? He knew this was the work of a higher race. No black tribe had ever reached such a stage of culture as evidenced by these carvings.



But hey, Howard's got something for everyone. If you're tired of reading about those ignorant Africans, how about some evil lesbians?


“Lilith!” thought Kane. “She is beautiful and terrible as Purgatory. She is Lilith—-that foul, lovely woman of ancient legend.”

Nakari halted by the couch, stood looking down upon her captive for a moment, then with an enigmatic smile, bent and shook her. Marylin opened her eyes, sat up, then slipped from her couch and knelt before her black mistress—-an act which caused Kane to curse beneath his breath. The queen laughed and seating herself upon the couch, motioned the girl to rise, and then put an arm about her waist and drew her upon her lap. Kane watched, puzzled, while Nakari caressed the white girl in a lazy, amused manner. This might be affection, but to Kane it seemed more like a sated leopard teasing its victim. There was an air of mockery and studied cruelty about the whole affair.

“You are very soft and pretty, Mara,” Nakari murmured lazily, “much prettier than the black girls who serve me.”



Of course, Kane's a white guy and such a HBIC, so when Nakari discovers him, she immediately offers for him to be her king. This seems to happen a lot, black people seeing Kane and going "ooh, white skin, he must be a god!" Now, come off it. If I saw someone with green skin, I wouldn't kneel down in front of that person... unless it was She-Hulk. Or Gaila. Or... you know what? Moving on.

(Gamora, yes, Gamera, no.)

Where were we? Oh, right, Nakari was asking Kane to join the Dark Side.


“Out on ye, daughter of Satan! Avaunt! Am I a beast of the forest to lead your black devils against mine own race? Nay, no beast ever did so. Begone! If you wish my friendship, set me free and let me go with the girl.”


But how did Nakari’s kingdom come to be, anyway?


“The [brown] sons of Atlantis had brought their black slaves into the city with them. […] They mixed with each other more and more as the race degenerated until at last only the priestcraft was free of the taint of black blood. Rulers sat on the throne of Negari who were nearly pure negro, and those allowed more and more wild tribesmen to enter the city in the guise of servants, mercenaries and friends.”


The slaves stage a revolt, which is… bad?


“[…]for these black people are not as other negroes. A latent insanity lurks in the brains of every one. They have tasted so deeply and so long of slaughter and victory that they are as human leopards, for ever thirsting for blood. […] But as they faded, so too faded their masters, the brown priests. One by one they died, until only I remained. In the last century they too mixed with their rulers and slaves, and now-—oh, black the shame upon me!-—I, the last son of Atlantis, bear in my veins the taint of negro blood.”


You know what? Let's talk about vampires now. To fight them, Kane needs the help of a sorcerer named N'Longa, who at least as a good guy is treated with some dignity.


“Them vampires, they stay hid in daytime,” said N’Longa with a low laugh. “They be afraid of one fellow vulture! No fool vulture! He know death when he see it! He pounce on one fellow dead man and tear and eat if he be lying or walking!”

A strong shudder shook his companion.

“Great God!” Kane cried, striking his thigh with is hat; “is there no end to the horror of this hideous land? Truly this land is dedicated to the powers of darkness!”



"Dude," N'Longa said, "I'm standing right here."

But hey, it's not all about how black people suck. Kane always runs into Moslems, in the form of (of course) a slave-running sheik with all the complexity of a WWF wrestler in the 1980s.


…old Yussef came to Kane and began to talk about the staff again. Kane answered his questions with admirable patience, considering the hatred he bore the whole race to which the Hadji belonged, and during their conversation, Hassim came striding up and looked down in contempt. Hassim, Kane ruminated, was the very symbol of militant Islam—-bold, reckless, materialistic, sparing nothing, fearing nothing, as sure of his own destiny and as contemptuous of the rights of others as the most powerful Western king.


And I mentioned the part where he compared a negro baby to a small animal? Yeah? Fuck.

Still later (you'd think Kane would learn to avoid Africa. He's always running into vampires, Atlantean barbarians, winged fiends... I mean, that's why I don't go to Jersey), Kane runs into a tribe beset by gargoyles and takes them under his protection. It don't work out too good.


[…]the fiends rent the thatch or burst the door, and what took place in those huts was mercifully hidden from Kane’s eyes. And to the frantic white man’s horror-distorted brain it seemed that he alone was responsible. The black folk had trusted him to save them. They had withheld the sacrifice and defied their grim masters and now they were paying the horrible penalty and he was unable to save them. In the agony-dimmed eyes turned toward him Kane quaffed the black dregs of the bitter cup. It was not anger or the vindictiveness of fear. It was hurt and a stunned reproach. He was their god and he had failed them.


Naturally, he kicks the fiends (really the harpies that the mythological Jason drove off into Africa… really) in their ass.


Kane stood with the ju-ju stave in one hand and the smoking pistol in the other, above the smouldering ruins that hid forever from the sight of man the last of those terrible, semi-human monsters whom another white-skinned hero had banished from Europe in an unknown age. Kane stood, an unconscious statue of triumph—the ancient empires fall, the dark-skinned people fade and even the demons of antiquity gasp their last, but over all stands the Aryan barbarian, white-skinned, cold-eyed, dominant, the supreme fighting man of the earth, whether he be clad in wolf-hide and horned helmet, or boots and doublet—whether he bear in his hand battle-ax or rapier—whether he be called Dorian, Saxon or Englishman—whether his name be Jason, Hengist, or Solomon Kane.





















JESUS CHRIST, DUDE.

Date: 2009-06-28 05:11 pm (UTC)
morwen_peredhil: (adama do not want - by iconseeyou)
From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
Holy fucking shit. He makes H. P. Lovecraft look like a paragon of racial sensitivity.

Date: 2009-06-28 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylenn.livejournal.com
That is some serious new level of racism. Whoa.

Date: 2009-06-28 06:15 pm (UTC)
morwen_peredhil: (adama do not want - by iconseeyou)
From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
Old level, thankfully. He died in 1936.

Date: 2009-06-28 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
They were actually writing buddies, like a KKK version of the C.S. Lewis/J.R.R. Tolkien partnership.

Date: 2009-06-28 06:50 pm (UTC)
morwen_peredhil: (adama do not want - by iconseeyou)
From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
Yeah, I discovered that when I googled earlier. It wasn't exactly a huge surprise.

Date: 2009-06-28 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derawr.livejournal.com
Holy fuck. That's pretty damn bad.

On another note, the thought of a Batman villain with a racism theme kind of made me giggle. I don't know why.

Date: 2009-06-28 08:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] stinglikeabee.livejournal.com
Holy shit. I had to find out just how racist the writing was, and still came away surprised. In this LA Times (http://www.latimes.com/features/books/la-caw-sirens-call24-2009may24,1,449642.story) article about Solomon Kane, the mention of racial stereotypes is described as 'can be problematic'. God, I hate my hometown paper.

Date: 2009-06-28 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] distractedone.livejournal.com
This is really horrible. Why is there going to be a movie of this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970452/
Edited Date: 2009-06-28 08:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-29 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com
Out on ye, daughter of Stan!

Is it bad that the only part of these excerpts that seriously bothered me was the small spelling mistake?

The racism is just so over-the-top that, if you didn't know it was written by Robert E. Howard, it could be the tirade of your average 4chan troll. You're last comment sums this whole thing up nicely:

JESUS CHRIST DUDE.

Date: 2009-06-29 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com
To be fair, a lot of these adaptations do fix the problematic elements. Like how in Fleming's original novels, Bond is a misogynistic, homophobic jackass. Yet the movie of Casino Royale improved the character by removing the creator's... blinders?
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
I'm not even sure where to begin with this. Alright, first off, you're reading the stories of someone who was 22 years old in 1928, who lived in a small town in Texas, and who was writing for the pulp market. Your charge of racism holds exactly zero clout when you consider that back then, at that time, the word "Negro" WAS, in fact, the polite nomenclature.

You're also confusing Howard's usage of the word "black" to mean dark--as in, sinister and evil. There are over a hundred instance of that usage that have nothing to do with any kind of racial message. It's thematic, not polemic.

You mention N'Longa, whom Howard pairs with Kane on numerous occasions. N'Longa is key to Kane's success in several stories, in fact. Would someone who hates blacks (you know, what we commonly think of as a bigot) write about a heathen witch doctor in such a way that he would be seen to be right? Or would he, say, take a Kipling-esque view of the native religions and mention that they were fine for keeping the darkness at bay, but they were no substitution for Jesus Christ?

In the 1920s and 1930s, there was only one way to write about Africa, if one was writing popular fiction: darkly. No one (especially white guys from Texas) knew what Africa was really like, and so they made it all up.

All of Howard's writing is pre-civil rights movement, pre-World War II, and in all other ways not of this time. It's true that he initially bought in to some of the whackjob stuff of the time, like eugenics, but he later disagreed with HPL on his racial views, and later fiction reflects a more even handed treatment of non-white characters.

For a guy who claims to really like REH, you sure went out of your way to frame him in the worst possible light, and by showing only a slim fraction of over 300 stories that he wrote, you make it look as if he WERE Jack Chick. Why would you do that?

Mark Finn
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Wow. You're defending all of it, and you're super, duper serious.

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From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Not super (or even "super duper") serious: just calm.

Then again, I'm replying to someone with an anime-avatar who, by way of replying to me, dumped a smiley face into the message field. I guess we know where YOU stand, now.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
I don't know what got into me. After all, this is such serious business.
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, to REH fans and experts, it is. This is a perennial topic of discussion, and no two Howard scholars can actually agree on it (which is why the topic comes up again, over and over). Even the experts, many of whom have actually read 90% or better of his fiction output, can't make up their minds on the subject. Howard didn't help matters by making so much of his subject matter racially and culturally charges with significance.

Let me put it in terms you can empathize with: this is the exact same thing as someone watching Legend of the Overfiend and going, "THAT'S ANIME? But, but, Kids what it!? It's all Tentacle Porn!" Well, no, it all isn't. But folks with limited exposure are going to think what they want to, and it's very hard to change their minds. Especially on the Interwebs, where everyone is an expert and no one ever backs down from a fight.

Of far greater importance to me, as a Howardian, is the need to challenge all of the fans of Robert E. Howard to stop leading off with his alleged faults. If you like something, why start a blog with trash talking? It's ridiculous, but unfortunately, thanks to early handling of Howard's material, that's how it was all presented, and so that's how it tends to be re-presented. I'm just hoping to change that.

Mark Finn
REH Guerrilla
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Let me put it in terms you probably can't understand:

lulz
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Oh, I understood it, all right. I just didn't want a fanfic writer to get the last word on this thread.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Oh my~, how delightfully petty and destroying of your earlier show of "calm" and studiousness. I do so love when it takes nothing to peel back the layers other than treating someone pretentious with less than the solemn respect they feel they deserve.

Keep replying, and do please make them nice long "intellectual" diatribes about how someone who dares to like anime and write fanfiction couldn't possibly understand the true and utter magnificence of a racist old corpse.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Oh! Oh! And don't forget to dig back through my livejournal to try and attack me with stuff I've made publicly viewable! Preferably stuff from years and years back! I'm sure that will make you feel just as wonderful as defending the progressiveness of the "man" that wrote:

A giant negro stalked into the space between them. He was the hugest man that Kane had ever seen, though he moved with catlike ease and suppleness. His arms and legs were like trees and the great, sinuous muscles rippled with each motion. His apelike head was set squarely between gigantic shoulders. His great, dusky hands were like the talons of an ape, and his brow slanted back from above bestial eyes. Flat nose and great, thick read lips completed this picture of primitive, lustful savagery.

“This is Gulka, the gorilla-slayer,” said Le Loup.

[…]The giant black slouched close to Kane and stared into the white man’s eyes. Kane returned his gaze somberly, and presently the negro’s eyes dropped sullenly and he slouched back a few paces. The look in the Puritan’s grim eyes had pierced the primitive hazes of the gorilla-slayer’s soul, and for the first time in his life he felt fear. To throw this off, he tossed a challenging look about; then, with unexpected animalness, he struck his huge chest resoundingly, grinned cavernously and flexed his mighty arms. No one spoke. Primordial bestiality had the stage, and the more highly developed types looked on with various feelings of amusement, tolerance or contempt.
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Sure doesn't take YOU long to lose that shining sense of humor, does it?

Lulz, indeed.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Teehee, the racist thinks I'm angry.
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Well, you're certainly not clever. I think I touched a nerve, and you just don't want to admit it. But hey, that's cool. I did what I came to do. And, I guess, with no stake in the discussion, and no interest in the topic, and no real thoughts or commentary to same, so did you.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Teehee, the racist is trying to make excuses for letting the fanfic author have the last word.

Date: 2009-07-01 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What a piece of shit post.
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Do you get to even use the word "author" for fanfic? I think, given what you do, that the absolute last thing you get to be is an author. Let me know when you write something that isn't slash, anime-based, or a self-absorbed gooshfest between your "Rann" persona and whatever silly little thing you're into in the first place.
(side note: here's what I like about people like you, especially online--in real life, you squeak. Online, you roar. And God forbid someone tips over one of YOUR sacred cows. You, on the other hand, get to tip over everyone else's with impunity.)
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
Teehee, the racist is raging in every direction.
From: [identity profile] finnswake.livejournal.com
Teehee, the girl doesn't know when to quit.
From: [identity profile] rann.livejournal.com
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