But wait...

[seriousfic]

Okay, so Wonder Woman.

1. Bisexual
2. So breathtakingly attractive that straight women would have sex with her.
3. Politically active for humanitarian purposes.
4. Able to kick ass.
5. Has her pick of the most attractive male suitors.

So... Angelina Jolie is our universe's Wonder Woman?

I think that would make Brad Pitt into Batman Aquaman. And Billy Bob Thornton is Tom Tresser.

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[sabinetzin]

But unlike Angelina Jolie, Wonder Woman is... actually attractive.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

[sabinetzin]

It's something about the lips. She always looks like she just got punched in the face. For a whole day. And the fact that she looks like if I touched her, she would be sticky.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Oh, if I touched her, she would be sticky...

[sabinetzin]

Ohhh, snap.

[stinglikeabee.livejournal.com]

And Billy Bob Thornton is Tom Tresser.

BWAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's golden. And Tom does seem like the sort to make a love song about Diana that has all the sexy and romance sucked out of it.

[rocaw.livejournal.com]

This.

[rocaw.livejournal.com]

Also, no on the Pitt thing.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm going to keep posting macros until you start making sense.

[nostariel]

OH GOD SHE SO IS.

But Brad can't be Batman. He's not badass or cool enough. Hmmmm...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It'd be Daniel Day-Lewis.

But hey, Wondy has suitors other than Batman, so maybe Brad is... Aquaman or someone.

[nostariel]

Brad does remind one strongly of AquaBro from Smallville. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.