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May. 28th, 2012
Quantum of Solace
May. 28th, 2012 11:51 pmSo I'm watching this on TV and they have the Bond girl (is she still a Bond girl if she doesn't sleep with Bond? Thorny issue) Camille kinda be Bond's "this time he's met his match" because she's a female secret agent who sleeps with male villains for the mission. Only when Bond sleeps with villainesses, they're, like, ridiculously hot women who he'd sleep with even if they couldn't help him out, while the guy Camille sleeps with...
He looks like his mother had sex with a frog. And the frog was her brother, somehow.
Yeah. Better luck next time, sexual equality.
Also, a commercial for Rock of Ages: "The music you love. The time you remember." So it's Baby Boomer: The Musical then? I thought Glee had that covered. "Isn't it amazing how relevant classic rock and old pop songs are to today's youth?"
And when isn't 'the time you remember'? I remember 1996, don't mean I need a musical about it.
ETA: What's the point of Bond dumping Mathis's body in a garbage dumpster, aside from a cheap "oh no he dinnit" moment? Is that meant to cover up three shooting deaths, two of them cops, in the middle of the city? Apparently not, since the very next scene is someone telling M that Bond killed Mathis. Wouldn't it make more sense for Bond to put a gun in Mathis's hand so it looked like he killed the cops, so long as Bond's being insensitive?
He looks like his mother had sex with a frog. And the frog was her brother, somehow.
Yeah. Better luck next time, sexual equality.
Also, a commercial for Rock of Ages: "The music you love. The time you remember." So it's Baby Boomer: The Musical then? I thought Glee had that covered. "Isn't it amazing how relevant classic rock and old pop songs are to today's youth?"
And when isn't 'the time you remember'? I remember 1996, don't mean I need a musical about it.
ETA: What's the point of Bond dumping Mathis's body in a garbage dumpster, aside from a cheap "oh no he dinnit" moment? Is that meant to cover up three shooting deaths, two of them cops, in the middle of the city? Apparently not, since the very next scene is someone telling M that Bond killed Mathis. Wouldn't it make more sense for Bond to put a gun in Mathis's hand so it looked like he killed the cops, so long as Bond's being insensitive?