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Trickery, trickery!
Mar. 27th, 2012 10:56 pmDo you think I'm an idiot, Hollywood? You thought I would see a movie named after best-selling pregnancy guide What To Expect When You're Expecting, starring Cameron Diaz, and not think it was a chick flick? Maybe you thought I wouldn't notice if the posters were of women looking at me and talking about how they were DTF?
That just proves you have women in your movie, as your trailer was so cleverly trying to hide.
Wow, look at all those men! Chris Rock, Rob Huebel, and even Dennis Quaid, America's back-up Harrison Ford! This might be funny! You even have babies eating cigarettes and picking up dead animals and falling down stairs! How'd they get away with that? This is like The Hangover: Part 3!
Yes, Hollywood, it looks like you, just like all rational adults, know that men are just funnier than women. It's science. Men are born with penises, the funniest of all sex organs. Men also have nipples, which do nothing, making them hilarious. Men even have butts. Do you have butts, female comedians? Do you?
But what's this? What is this doing advertising a manly comedy about men turning babies into more men? As Todd Philips has taught us, women are only in comedies to disapprove of the male protagonists, swear never to forgive them, then to forgive them and be in love with them. I don't see Jenny from the Block doing any of that.
Don't try to win me over by talking about urination, Twilight girl. Pee is only funny when it comes out of penises. We all know that. Women have to sit down to pee. What's funny about sitting down? Nothing. I'm ending every paragraph with italics.
Nice try, What To Expect When You're Expecting. But you'll have to do a little better than that to trick me.
Holy shit, this movie's going to be awesome.
That just proves you have women in your movie, as your trailer was so cleverly trying to hide.
Wow, look at all those men! Chris Rock, Rob Huebel, and even Dennis Quaid, America's back-up Harrison Ford! This might be funny! You even have babies eating cigarettes and picking up dead animals and falling down stairs! How'd they get away with that? This is like The Hangover: Part 3!
Yes, Hollywood, it looks like you, just like all rational adults, know that men are just funnier than women. It's science. Men are born with penises, the funniest of all sex organs. Men also have nipples, which do nothing, making them hilarious. Men even have butts. Do you have butts, female comedians? Do you?
But what's this? What is this doing advertising a manly comedy about men turning babies into more men? As Todd Philips has taught us, women are only in comedies to disapprove of the male protagonists, swear never to forgive them, then to forgive them and be in love with them. I don't see Jenny from the Block doing any of that.
Don't try to win me over by talking about urination, Twilight girl. Pee is only funny when it comes out of penises. We all know that. Women have to sit down to pee. What's funny about sitting down? Nothing. I'm ending every paragraph with italics.
Nice try, What To Expect When You're Expecting. But you'll have to do a little better than that to trick me.
Holy shit, this movie's going to be awesome.
