Seriousfic Returns

So, haven't had the Internet since Wednesday, so don't be surprised at the angst in my current fics. Neighbors were putting in a new fence for their dogs and they killed both the interwebs and cable TV. Thought seriously about throwing dark chocolate into their yard.

How did people find out the female lead of Grease before internet access? And have you ever tried to post a porny fic at the library? Yeah. Wouldn't be surprised if this ends with me not being allowed to move into a neighborhood with a playground.