Oct. 28th, 2009

seriousfic: (Femslash)
So, why is it Bloody Holly that Bliss finds Eva in the hot tub with? Because I like you, [livejournal.com profile] thrace_. You're welcome.

Title: Roller Girls Do It With Whips
Fandom: Whip It
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,661
Characters/Pairings: Bliss/Eva Destruction, Eva/Bloody Holly, Eva/everybody
Summary: You’re not a real derby girl until you’ve been in the hot tub with Eva Destruction. It’s a rule.

ExpandBliss found Eva Destruction sprawled out like a queen on her throne. A badass, no-king queen, like Elizabeth I. Eva was jerking back and forth like she was riding an electric bull, arms curled tightly around the lip of the hot tub, flask white-knuckled in her hand. Something about the sight of Eva gyrating in place made Bliss hold back, keep watching but only from a distance. )
seriousfic: (Toph - LOLWUT?)
You know, if I had to do a guy, I mean had to, I'd do David Tennant. Because imagine how much fun it would be to go through all the Doctor Who smut and comment "That's not what having sex with David Tennant is like. I'd know."

Of course, you could do the same with Robert Pattinson and tweak the Twihards, but c'mon, I have my dignity.

ETA: Sorry, bisexuals, you don't get to play. But then, you do get to watch all porn like it's lesbian porn. When you watch Original Sin, you get both the Banderas and the Jolie! What are you even complaining about? Lucky bastards...

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