A transcript from last night's debate for the office of Starfleet Chiefs of Operations.
Kirk: Oh, come off it!
Picard: That's their name for themselves. It's what we should call them.
Kirk: Picard being pretentious. There's a new one. In my day, we didn't have time to settle for the correct pronunciation of "Rihannsu" in-between fist-fighting Klingons and defeating Greek Gods.
Picard: In your day, people were afraid to use the transporters in case they were split into two separate beings, one good, the other evil.
Kirk: Oh, come off it!
Picard: That's their name for themselves. It's what we should call them.
Kirk: Picard being pretentious. There's a new one. In my day, we didn't have time to settle for the correct pronunciation of "Rihannsu" in-between fist-fighting Klingons and defeating Greek Gods.
Picard: In your day, people were afraid to use the transporters in case they were split into two separate beings, one good, the other evil.