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[seriousfic]

So, the foot's better, but now I use a cane to get by just so I can avoid feeling like I'm walking on hot coals if I park too far away from the penny arcade.

I know right now I'm expected to make a House joke, but really, we don't have too much in common, except for that Jewish oncologist who follows me around to lecture me about self-medication. However, I did accidentally tap my cane twice on the floor and... well... now I look like this.