Batman fic: Marry The Knight (Bruce/Harley/Ivy)
Title: Marry The Knight
Fandom: Batman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,329
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Harley/Ivy, Selina Kyle, Lois Lane, Barbara Gordon
Summary: How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you’re Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.
Fixing Harley with a stare, Ivy revealed her garter belt, and the small vial enclosed in it. “Something I won’t be giving to the next man to get married.” She held out the vial to Harley. “A custom-made STD by yours truly. The minute that man penetrates you, his days are numbered.”
“But, uhh—I kinda prided myself on always having safe sex.”
Ivy patted her on the head. “Don’t worry about it. You’ll just be a carrier. The virus will have no effect on you, and in twenty-four hours, it’ll pass through your system. You just have to bed our dearly to-be-departed husband before then.”
“Righto!” Harley saluted smartly. “Is it fruit-flavored?”
Ivy smiled. “Harl, you ask the most incisive questions. Find out.”
Fandom: Batman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,329
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Harley/Ivy, Selina Kyle, Lois Lane, Barbara Gordon
Summary: How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you’re Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.
Fixing Harley with a stare, Ivy revealed her garter belt, and the small vial enclosed in it. “Something I won’t be giving to the next man to get married.” She held out the vial to Harley. “A custom-made STD by yours truly. The minute that man penetrates you, his days are numbered.”
“But, uhh—I kinda prided myself on always having safe sex.”
Ivy patted her on the head. “Don’t worry about it. You’ll just be a carrier. The virus will have no effect on you, and in twenty-four hours, it’ll pass through your system. You just have to bed our dearly to-be-departed husband before then.”
“Righto!” Harley saluted smartly. “Is it fruit-flavored?”
Ivy smiled. “Harl, you ask the most incisive questions. Find out.”
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