Title: Logan and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Fandom: Ultimate Spider-Man/Ultimate X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 19,000
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Raven, Peter/Dazzler
Summary: While their minds are switched, Logan enjoys being Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Peter does not enjoy being hunted for sport by mutant-hating psychos.

“So, wait—“ Piotr held up a hand. “You’ve replaced Wolverine, the most dangerous mutant on the planet, with some random high school student? How could you do that? We have no chance of escape now!”

“He’s not just some student. He’s Spider-Man.”

“Whoa!” Peter cried. “Time-out, time-out, hold the friggin’ phone! You cannot just tell people my secret identity!”

“So he’s Spider-Man, so what?” Alison asked. “I already forgot his name.”

“And my face? I can’t believe you’re all looking at my face. Can I get a mask in here?”

Title: Pride & Professor X
Fandom: X-Men/Jane Austen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,861
Characters/Pairings: Charles/Erik
Summary: When a wealthy new neighbor moves in near their estate, will one of Charles and Erik's sons finally find a wife, solving their financial difficulties? Or will Professor X be a jerk?

( It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a mutant power must be in want of a husband. )

Title: Separate Us From Animals
Fandom: X-Men movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,025
Characters/Pairings: Logan, Victor Creed, Scott Summers, Emma Frost
Author’s Note: Set between X2 and X-Men: The Last Stand
Summary: Rogue remembers the last time the X-Men were a family: Jean Gray’s funeral.

( Maybe I don’t want it to go away. Some things should leave scars. That’s not being civilized. That’s being alive. )

Title: What is this that stands before me?
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,944
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Emma
Author’s Notes Betaed by stupidmetalbint
Summary: Rainstorms always make Scott think of Emma. And thinking of her is the first step to wanting her.

( Sighing melodramatically, Emma set down her clipboard. “In here? When it’s such a lovely day outside?” She walked to the French doors. The shadow of the raindrops played down her sculpted legs. “Can you fuck me out there, Scott? In the rain? Where anyone can see us?” )

Title: Sit Down Together
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 847
Characters/Pairings: Jean/Emma/Scott
Summary: When Scott’s away, Emma and Jean can admit they’re in love… just not very loudly.

( Emma doesn’t want it to end, this nice little oasis in their relationship. No Magneto, no Madeline Pryor, no Phoenix or Hellfire Club or Breakworld… just them. )



I was talking over OT3s with prozacpark and we decided that while, out of Peter/Felicia/MJ, Felicia and Mary-Jane were more friends with benefits than out-and-out lovers... Jean and Emma really would love each other. It wouldn't be as girly as a Felicia/MJ friendship, and it would be understated in comparison with Scott/Jean's snuggly meant-to-be and Emma/Scott's sexy sexiness, but it would be very intimate and comfortable. Emma would just sit down next to Jean and happen to have popcorn with her, while Felicia and MJ would be very buddy-buddy without Peter to compete for: "I'm making Pizza Bites, you want any?" "Oooh, Independence Day is on! Wanna watch?"

Title: Findings
Fandom: Wolverine And The X-Men
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,275
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Scott, mention of Scott/Jean
Timeline: Takes place after Overflow
Summary: Scott needs someone to find Jean. That’s all he needs Emma for.

( She could tell he hadn’t slept since she’d seen him last. The insomnia didn’t weaken him; on the contrary, it seemed to heighten the strength and raw force that he could only express through his eyes. He’d stopped shaving again, and smelled of sweat and adrenaline rather than the lavender soap Jean had once bought for him, that he now bought for himself. His showers had been brief and unhygienic, pale shadows of memories which had suds and bubbles and toweling off and Jean. )

Title: Headmistress Frost is a jerk!
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,079
Characters/Pairings: Emma Frost, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Kitty/Piotr, Kitty/Peter, Kitty/Rachel, Kitty/Logan, Kitty/Emma
Summary: In comics fandom, Emma Frost’s crimes are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Serious Crimes Unit. These are their stories.

( Director Stark wants to provide accountability, so our backgrounds are going to be reviewed for criminal acts. )

Title: The Definition Of Our Parameters
Fandom: X-Men
Rating: PG
Word Count: 562
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Scott, Kitty Pryde, Psylocke
Summary: Emma lays down the law.

( I don’t believe in threesomes before marriage. )