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I am not having a discussion about whether fangirls will ship ChrisEvans!Cap and HugoWeaving!Red Skull when fandom has repeatedly proved willing to go there. Even on S_D, no one will argue with that, just that it's mean to put it out there. Well, fuck it, if Raiders of the Lost Ark came out today, there would be a hundred fandom secrets about how "adorkable" Toht was and how hot it was when he was about to torture Marion. I'm not casting stones, I get off on some weird shit too, but you've gotta be able to step back and say "oh, fandom" before you get to liking the smell of your own farts.
I'm just saying that a good shipping portmanteau for them would be Red State. Not because of some Nazis = Republican thing -- I live in Texas, we have the Alamo Drafthouse, fuck off -- but because red as in skull, state as in America. It's genius in its simplicity!
I'm just saying that a good shipping portmanteau for them would be Red State. Not because of some Nazis = Republican thing -- I live in Texas, we have the Alamo Drafthouse, fuck off -- but because red as in skull, state as in America. It's genius in its simplicity!