So y'all remember that scene in Rizzoli & Isles where Maura bribed Jane into a double date with details of a murder investigation? If Jane had been the one doing the bribery, I think that would've gone quite differently...

Title: Asked And Answered
Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,021
Characters/Pairings: Jane/Maura
Summary: When Maura is reluctant to theorize about a cause of death, Jane decides to get a little persuasive.

( I've said too much already, Jane, I'd be theorizing without facts. Haven't you ever read Sherlock Holmes? If you… If you theorize before you have facts, then you start twisting facts to meet… oh God… theories instead of… Jane!... theories to fit… oh!... facts! You're doing that on purpose! )

Look, I watched the first episode and it was about as straight as a Xena fanfic. So now this is happening.

Title: Raging neurohormones
Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,106
Characters/Pairings: Rizzoli/Isles
Author's notes: Spoilers for 1x01
Summary: Isles has a good way to take Rizzoli's mind off her latest case.

( Some things Rizzoli kinda loved about her girlfriend: Her sense of romance, which could be sweet and practical at the same exact time. The way she took off her clothes, dropping them all in a neat little pile that would be squared away before anything started. The lack of pretense Rizzoli found way more sexy than she should. The way she was finally on top of Rizzoli, naked, and her eyes suddenly got hooded and she licked her lips and Rizzoli knew it was all from some women's magazine, but she still felt herself clench when Isles was looking at her like that. )