Title: Under peaceful conditions, the warlike attack themselves
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2861
Characters/Pairings: Rachel/Quinn, Santana/Brittany
Summary: Quinn Fabray was it all--a cute boyfriend, a great career, and a fun hobby... fighting crime as the Cheerio, New York's peppiest superhero. But when the evil Prom Queen takes everything from her, can Rachel Berry, a mere Broadway understudy, help her pick up the pieces? Or will they, and the rest of New York, fall prey to the city's newest and most deadly supervillain: The Reptile. Aka, Santana Lopez!

( Silence, my sweet. Soon, my men will return with the Pope and I'll force him to marry us. And for our dowry, a dollar from every Catholic in the world. Otherwise, the world's most famous hat will be *smashed through his head!* )