The Best and Worst of The Spirit: Ellen Dolan

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Wait, did she... did she just order up a boy-hooker? Right in front of her boyfriend?

I see some reorganization is due on account of Ellen fucking Dolan.

Best Superhero Girlfriends

1. Mary-Jane Watson Ellen Dolan
2. Lois Lane
3. Linda Park

Or wait... does this count as a negative?

Worst Superhero Girlfriends

1. Karen Page Ellen Dolan
2. Ollie Queen
3. Lana Lang

Comments

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Lois does lose points for being an "ace reporter" who doesn't notice that one of the men in her life is just another of the men in her life with eyeglasses... whereas Linda Park, it must be noted, loves Wally so much that the sheer force of her love fucked the Devil's shit up. You can see how scientific my rating system is.